Alice Cooper

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

— Alice Cooper

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

— Alice Cooper

Make that money run like honey on your tongue.

— Alice Cooper

I always think that you should be striving to write your best song.

— Alice Cooper

I think he was trying to produce more of a... sort of a cheaper image.

— Alice Cooper

Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.

— Alice Cooper

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

— Alice Cooper

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

— Alice Cooper

To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding…

— Alice Cooper

Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me.

— Alice Cooper

We started combining the use of light and the use of theatrics and the use of as many art forms as possible,…

— Alice Cooper

“Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's real rebellion.”

— Alice Cooper

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

— Alice Cooper

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

— Alice Cooper

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

— Alice Cooper

Welcome to my nightmare. I think you're going to like it. There'll be some more when you come down.

— Alice Cooper

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my…

— Alice Cooper

It just seemed that we always ended up at the Rainbow, to the point where they finally just said, why don't you…

— Alice Cooper

“I don't want to feel you die, but if that's the way that God has planned you Well, I'll put pennies on…

— Alice Cooper

When we get together and rehearse, which is always living with each other, we always talk about what would make it better,…

— Alice Cooper

You can't get the visual thing on the record as much as you'd like to. We produced this album, and we'd never…

— Alice Cooper

Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith…

— Alice Cooper

Is everybody that depressed? It's a depressing feeling to me. You know: "I lost my baby." I don't care if you lost…

— Alice Cooper

When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and…

— Alice Cooper

She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.

— Alice Cooper

Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

— Alice Cooper

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

— Alice Cooper

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

— Alice Cooper

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

— Alice Cooper

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

— Alice Cooper

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

— Alice Cooper

We play it differently now. If we did the album now it would be different.

— Alice Cooper

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

— Alice Cooper

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

— Alice Cooper

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

— Alice Cooper

We wanted it more live and raw. We didn't want a studio sound.

— Alice Cooper

If zipper catches skin, I'll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.

— Alice Cooper

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

— Alice Cooper

I just want your body, Sheeba, I don't want your brains.

— Alice Cooper

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.

— Alice Cooper