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FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for…

“FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. The savage dies --they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire --we make…” quote by Ambrose Bierce
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“FUNERAL, n. A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. The savage dies --they sacrifice a horse To bear to happy hunting-grounds the corse. Our friends expire --we make the money fly In hope their souls will chase it to the sky. --Jex Wopley.”

Ambrose Bierce

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

A satirical definition of funeral as a costly display that pretends to honor the dead while exploiting grief for profit.

In simple terms: Funerals are shown as commercialized rituals that amplify sorrow.

Key Takeaway

Question the motives behind funeral expenses.

Themes

satire death commercialism

Mood

cynical reflective

Type

critical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • funeral planning
  • charitable donations
  • family mourning
  • cultural critique

Key Concepts

Consumerism ritual grief hypocrisy

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you balance respect for the dead with financial prudence?
  • What alternatives exist to extravagant funerals?
A Different Perspective

May overlook genuine emotional support in favor of spectacle.

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