There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
KISSING, While, medically, it may not spread infection -- it sure lowers a girl's resistance; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yes women are complicated its only coz their heart & brain are apart from other organs, unlike men who think, love &… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Zimbabweans are so smart and witty and able to weave together tons of situations and experiences into terminologies that are just utterly… — Danai Gurira Copy Share Image
Audiences always love the baddies. Especially these ones that are so witty and charming and outrageously devious - everything you're not supposed… — Birgitte Hjort Sørensen Copy Share Image
A vivid portrait of a teenage girl and her family in disarray. Meredith is a wonderful narrator, witty, feisty, full of yearning,… — Margot Livesey Copy Share Image
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man. — Cyrano de Bergerac Copy Share Image
“Anger, intelligence, and wit are ultimately more seductive than zero percent body fat.” — Maria Raha Copy Share Image
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Huddled in dirt the reasoning engine lies who was so proud, so witty, so wise. — John Wilman Copy Share Image
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty. — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
Children and zip fasteners do not respond to force ... except occasionally. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here lies a Proof that Wit can never be Defence enough against Mortality — Aphra Behn Copy Share Image
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I don't have anger issues, I have issues with idiots who make me angry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I read as many books as most men do, I would be as dull-witted as they are. — Thomas Hobbes Copy Share Image
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
A man with a dream. A very simple dream, mostly involving nachos and beer, but a dream nonetheless. — Marc MacKenzie Copy Share Image
