“Sometime bad self-esteem is just good common sense" Cloris Leachman, Spanglish” — Kristen Wasyliszyn Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes a lady wants to be woken up with a face between her legs... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Well Mandira, I hope not. You see, I started both their careers. And as far as i can remember, I started yours… — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“A cultivated wit, one that badgers less, can persuade all the more. Artful ridicule can address contentious issues more competently and vigorously… — Horace Copy Share Image
Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
R.G. Belsky's thought-provoking thriller, The Kennedy Connection, introduces us to a smart, witty, and human hero whose quest to find answers about… — Jan Burke Copy Share Image
I came in rather late in the casting process of Reaper. I believe they had all the other roles cast. They were… — Ray Wise Copy Share Image
Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Would you consider a man or a woman to be complicated? Is it that difficult to understand both the sexes? We say… — Indira Gandhi Copy Share Image
Part of what makes a language 'alive' is its constant evolution. I would hate to think Britain would ever emulate France, where… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, " This is an interesting world I find myself in, an interesting hole… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“When people are missing out in their choices and cannot make a distinction between cheery, witty, funny, filthy or scurrilous walks of… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
