I only drink on two occasions. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When the beer is gone, so are they -- flexing their cars on up the boulevard. — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
Knock knock Cudi open up it's Chip, gotta kush pack shells and some Henny would could sip. — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Flat fields produce mediocre grapes, but rolling hills produce the greatest grapes. Why? Because the vines must struggle for survival. — Billy Cannon Copy Share Image
I never drink. I cannot do it, on equal terms with others. It costs them only one day; but me three, the… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Imported actors, like certain wines, sometimes do not stand the ocean trip. This can be as true of American actors in Europe… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
When you start drinking, everything goes out of the window. You don't care about anything. You don't even care about yourself. — Paul Merson Copy Share Image
I have lived hard and ruined the essential innocence [sic] in myself that could make it that possible [sic], and the fact… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I think hemp is one of the greatest plants that God put in the ground, and I don't think anybody has the… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
There is a communication of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine is drunk. And that is my answer… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
“Was he an alcoholic? What was that? Someone who drinks all the time? Who can't say no to a drink? Who drinks… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Mr. Arnold Bennett feels he has ranked himself for ever as a dry wine by what he mixed with himself of Maupassant;… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
“The ideal of a well-stocked mind aiming at excellence in all walks of life has been replaced by the dream of a… — Dimitris Mita Copy Share Image
Get Up is basically the book I wanted to have my first year of sobriety. I wish someone had given me this… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A taste older than meat, older than wine. A taste as old as cold water. — Lawrence Durrell Copy Share Image
“To celebrate the fact that I don’t have lung cancer, I lit up an extra cigar.” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“To agape,” we all echoed, raising our wineglasses and drinking to higher love.” — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
After match, in WWE, I do not drink alcohol. I just drink a lot of water. — Shinsuke Nakamura Copy Share Image
The best kind of wine is that which is most pleasant to him who drinks it. — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
People spend too much time tasting wine; not enough time drinking it. — Andre Tchelistcheff Copy Share Image
And if I drink oblivion of a day, / So shorten I the stature of my soul. — George Meredith Copy Share Image