“Money can't buy happiness. But it sure can rent it for a while.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Happiness Copy Share Image
“Never underestimate the power of the out-on-a-limb gesture.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Gesture Copy Share Image
“I only attend church for hatches, matches, and dispatches.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Church Copy Share Image
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Life Copy Share Image
“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Friday Copy Share Image
“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Love Copy Share Image
“Fear of failure is an insidious thing. Leads people to pretend they never wanted a medal in the first place.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Failure Copy Share Image
“All good things must someday end. Fortunately, this is also true of bad things.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I languish around in my life, never quite doing what I set out to do. I am tired of being a silver… — Kim Gruenenfelder Life Copy Share Image
“When women break up, more than half the time what we man is, "I need this relationship to change." Or, "I need… — Kim Gruenenfelder Breakup Copy Share Image
“You want the foolproof test to see if you're in a good relationship? Tell the person the thing that you're most afraid… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Don't be jealous of anyone. I guarantee you, if everyone walked into a room, and dumped their problems onto the floor, when… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Men aren't stupid, and you don't need a complicated set of rules to find a good one who loves you. Here's the… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Well, let's face it, you're not stupid. You knew there were a lot of things wrong in the relationship, you just chose… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've… — Kim Gruenenfelder Battle scars Copy Share Image
“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want… — Kim Gruenenfelder Bad idea Copy Share Image
“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be… — Kim Gruenenfelder Answer to life Copy Share Image
“If you were advising your great-granddaughter about the man you have a crush on at this moment-what would you tell her? Would… — Kim Gruenenfelder Advice Copy Share Image
“I point at Drew, as I turn to Dawn. "See? My sister finds her soulmate, and not only does she get rewarded… — Kim Gruenenfelder Love Copy Share Image
“To be honest, it was pretty hard to leave. I desperately wanted to turn around, and tell him everything would be okay.… — Kim Gruenenfelder Battle scars Copy Share Image
