No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night. — Gretchen Wilson Copy Share Image
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette. — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
I say 'no' to drugs. Whenever someone asks me for some of my drugs I say, 'no. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A whole lot of getting ready for a show is just drinking your yerba mate. The Red Bull is for after. — Benson Boone Copy Share Image
Well, while I'm here I'll do the work — and what's the work? To ease the pain of living. Everything else, drunken dumbshow. — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
[ ] I am under the influence. [ ] I am above the influence. [x] I am the f***ing influence!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12. — Xavier Becerra Copy Share Image
A man may acquire a taste for wine or brandy, and so lose his love for water, but should we not pity… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I basically gave up drinking. Personally, I thought I was drinking too much and, over the long run, it caught up with… — Robert Parish Copy Share Image
“A basic Anglo/American misunderstanding: we think we are being generous filling the glass with alcohol, they think we are mean not filling… — Shirley Billing Copy Share Image
I don't like nouvelle cuisine, too small bits. I like to have a nice wine, nice pasta, tomatoes. — Luca Cordero di Montezemolo Copy Share Image
I played a major role in the spread of crack cocaine, the marketing of crack cocaine, the glamorization of crack cocaine. But… — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Bottled, was he?" Said Colonel Bantry, with an Englishman's sympathy for alcoholic excess. "Oh, well, can't judge a fellow by what he… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
They're talking about kids who have grand mal seizures, and they've discovered that marijuana eases that down to where these children can… — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then… — Noah S. Sweat Copy Share Image
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“she's an old wine; a 1972 antique two bottoms of georgia and jersey old wine, die hard. stains her cassock morning rush… — Nii Yeboah Norton Nortey Copy Share Image
I'm obviously a typeomaniac, which is an incurable if not mortal disease. I can't explain it. I just love, I just like… — Erik Spiekermann Copy Share Image
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