Dead Kennedys

Help me hate the world.

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Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.

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People will always do drugs, let's legalize them.

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Forget honesty, forget creativity, the dumbest buy the mostest.

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Everybody so busy with LSD, they never get too strong. Kept the war running just fine.

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You give me head, it makes it worse, take out your retainer.

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How many liberators really want to be dictators?

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His graceless mansion, a shopping mall, filled with prayer rugs and Elvis dolls.

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If we fight each other, the police state wins.

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Anarchy sounds good to me. Then someone asks, who'd fix the sewers?

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Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows of your forced daily routine.

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Hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else.

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We want people boiling for revenge in their living rooms so we can go play shoot-em-up anywhere we choose.

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No wonder others hate us and the Hitlers we handpick to bleed their people dry for our evil empire.

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We're the world industry's thought lords, the entertainment wing. We keep you in line by fixing your free will, surround you with…

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A magazine says your face don't look right unless you wear our brand new wonder creme tonight.

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Home taping is killing big entertainment industry profits, we left side two blank so you can help.

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Walked up the Hill to touch it, then I unzipped my pants and pissed on it when nobody was looking.

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Thank you for your toilet paper, but your flag is meaningless to me.

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We are gathered here today to take photos of the President pretending to mourn.

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This world brings me down, I'm looking forward to death.

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Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of fun.

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I'm proud of my trophies, like my empty beer cans.

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Economy is looking bad, let's start another war.

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Same old stupid sexist lyrics, or is Satan all you can think of?

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Any kind of real change takes more time and work than changing channels on a TV set.

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Freedom scares you because it means responsibility.

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Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10, faster faster in my car.

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I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

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We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til they won't breed.

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