While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet! — Harry Leon Wilson Copy Share Image
I think a lot of cynicism has dropped away from my shoulders since I stopped drinking. — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I like vodka tonics and gin & tonics. I also like gimlets. I like things that have sweetness with a bit of… — Lea Salonga Copy Share Image
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I regarded drugs as somewhat like rattlesnakes - it's possible to pick one up without getting bit, but why bother? — Elizabeth Moon Copy Share Image
The perfect recipe for a margarita is 2 ounces tequila, 2 ounces fresh lime juice, 1 ounce Cointreau, and a tiny splash… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
I wouldn't answer the marijuana questions. You know why? Because I don't want some little kid doing what I tried. — George H. W. Bush Copy Share Image
I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don’t trust the answers or the people who give me the answers. I believe in dirt and bone and flowers and… — Charles Bowden Copy Share Image
“Most of the profit from a box of Swisher Sweets doesn’t go to the company that manufactures them or the store owner… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If it be true that good wine needs no bush, 'tis true that a good play needs no epilogue; yet to good… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Old World Bourdeaux, the noblest and most lauded of the many noble and lauded French wines. Like Champagne or Burgundy, Bourdeaux is… — Larry Olmsted Copy Share Image
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a… — Vikas Swarup Copy Share Image
We are able to find everything in our memory, which is like a dispensary or chemical laboratory in which chance steers our… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Then I would have an occasional cigarette and then I started back dipping. I started dipping last year. My family has asked… — Payne Stewart Copy Share Image
I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
