I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People sometimes forget that alcohol is a chemical. It can change how you think. It was making me into a glass-half-empty person. — Adrian Dunbar Copy Share Image
If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Spanish rain, A maiden’s dress, Apothecary pills And ancient thrills; Melancholy kills A girl’s caress.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm chilling for an hour, smoking weed, watching Worldstar. Benz in the garage, probably got to drive your girl car. — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As… — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman… — Harry J. Anslinger Copy Share Image
A drug is neither moral nor immoral - it's a chemical compound. The compound itself is not a menace to society until… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
When every day became a hangover and when you look at yourself in the mirror and go 'I don't like how you're… — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
Painting it was hard graft... in addition red, yellow, brown ochre, black, terra sienna, bistre, and the result is a red-brown that… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
While we must ensure that these dangerous new drugs and precursors do not get in the hands of children or others who… — Bobby Scott Copy Share Image
“I was, as the prophet said, hungering and thirsting for righteousness. I found it at the eternal and material core of Christianity:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody kind of understands, Oh yeah you take drugs and it does something to your brain and then you can't stop. It's… — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
I like to quote Homer Simpson: 'I'm like a chocoholic except for alcohol.' I come from a long line of alcoholics. It's… — Moby Copy Share Image
I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
It's much better when I go out with my mates and we stop talking about me like I'm some sort of egomaniac.… — Dido Armstrong Copy Share Image
“When red wine has you nailed to the sofa and Glee is on TV,that would be a good time for a jet… — M.P. Thorp Copy Share Image
Where there is a wine-shop, there are the elements of disease and the frightful source of all that is at enmity with… — Charles Forbes Rene de Montalembert Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it’s the misperception of addiction and living life on the edge, as if it’s cool. — Mariel Hemingway Copy Share Image
You dont wanna do drugs hen dont do it, dont wanna kill someone then dont do it, dont wanna curse then dont… — Kevin Cox Copy Share Image
They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is the great evil in wine, it first seizes the feet; it is a cunning wrestler. [Lat., Magnum hoc vitium vino… — Plautus Copy Share Image
Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Drunkenness, the ruin of reason, the destruction of strength, premature old age, momentary death. — Saint Basil Copy Share Image
It is the useless things that make life worth living and that make life dangerous too: wine, love, art, beauty. Without them… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
If every cigarette you smoke takes seven minutes off of your life, every game of Dungeons & Dragons you play delays the… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
“A drug addict shouldn’t forever be treated like one, reminded that they’d once succumbed to the drug.” — Sarah Noffke Copy Share Image
I don't really like to drink. I don't like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I'll do it as a… — Reggie Watts Copy Share Image
We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back. — Homer Copy Share Image
Word around this nigga Stevie. I don't a fuck with contacts, see me. I love getting tree-tree. Smoke kush get head by… — Chief Keef Copy Share Image
Never inquire into another man's secret; bur conceal that which is intrusted to you, though pressed both be wine and anger to… — Horace Copy Share Image
“enough to qualify him as being drunk, and never so much that he couldn’t remember what he did the next morning. And… — Brian Harmon Copy Share Image
You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Drugs ruin peoples lives, break up families and have disastrous effects on our communities. — Adam Rickitt Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.” — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
For a few months when I was about 17, I smoked a small cigar because I thought it looked cool and it… — Jonathan Dimbleby Copy Share Image
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