Wine Quotes · Page 221

I enjoyed retirement the right way linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

— Craig Kilborn

Even though he's a third-generation San Franciscan, my father's very European in some ways, and he loves wine.

— Gavin Newsom

Have a fun labor day weekend. But if you drink don't drive. Seriously don't be a douche. You could kill someone or…

— Anonymous

I love wine tasting in Napa. I don't have a huge collection, but the bottles I do have are special.

— Yuan Yuan Tan

Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of…

— Anonymous Toast

“Don't save your good wine/perfume/cutlery for a special moment. That moment is already here.”

— Kendall Talbot

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the…

— Hugh Hood

Candlelight and red wine? I don't know. Vulnerability catches me off guard every single time.

— Madi Diaz

One very great annoyance in open air gatherings is cigar smoke when blown directly in one's face or worse yet the smoke…

— Emily Post

Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs…

— Carlton Mellick III

I prioritize in life. I like to work, I do TV shows, I do a lot of Iron Man training. I enjoy…

— Joe Bastianich

The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their…

— Russell Brand

Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs…

— Merle Haggard

I've got different ideas of complete happiness. But one is being by myself out in a forest, completely happy. Another is walking…

— Jane Goodall

Upon the first goblet he read this inscription, monkey wine; upon the second, lion wine; upon the third, sheep wine; upon the…

— Victor Hugo

We strongly oppose warning labels on cigarette packs for several reasons: first and foremost, warning labels may improperly imply that it has…

— R. J. Reynolds

It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I wasn't that drunk! ... Bro, you picked up a little mexican girl & screamed, DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!

— Jazzjefferies

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

— Compton Mackenzie

I don't drink at all. If I'm out I'll have the occasional sip of wine just to be sociable.

— Arlene Phillips

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

— Paul Lynde

I'm a big fan of Jamie Oliver, and I've got all of his books. His recipe for peas with white wine and…

— Tamzin Outhwaite

I collect cigars. I love giving 'em away to people that really enjoy 'em, and I could think of no better place…

— Rush Limbaugh

“My love is like an empty bottle of wine. If you’re wondering, my ex wife drank it all.”

— Jarod Kintz

Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do…

— Anonymous

After that, whenever I drove past Mangakahia, I would empty my ashtray - and I was a heavy smoker in those days…

— David Lange

Rehab is endlessly repetitive. And it's never easy, because once you've mastered some movement or action or word, no matter how small,…

— Gabrielle Giffords

I read that as marijuana legalization becomes more popular, it could affect the jobs of drug-sniffing dogs. Or as those dogs put…

— Jimmy Fallon

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

— Ernest Hemingway

I knew a lot of my musicians used to take coke. I never saw them. They would hide it from me, so…

— Giorgio Moroder

It was not in me It came and went I wanted to hold it It was held by wine (I no longer…

— Rainer Maria Rilke

I smoke pot when I work. I take a couple of tokes before I start. It just loosens you up.

— Brice Marden

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.

— J.R. Ward

I've never been around that kind of drug. Living in Los Angeles you run into other sketchy things, but heroin is so…

— Aaron Paul

A teetotaler would regard it as his duty to associate with his drunkard brother for the purpose of weaning him from the…

— Mahatma Gandhi

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.

— Rona Ambrose

Let's end the unworkable marijuana prohibition and put our money where our mouth is. Let's solve the problems like border crime. We…

— Gary Johnson

Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes. Not through mere perversity do men run after it.

— William James

I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use…

— Noel Fielding

I'm always around people who want to drink very expensive champagne. But only when it's a celebration of success.

— Flo Rida