I was going to quit all my bad habits.I really was!But then it occurred to me that no one likes a quitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
“Oh the stellar sensation, Oh the cosmic elevation; Time is sober in death, For the wine of love; Is the blue life… — Stephan Attia Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when you tell people you've stopped drinking, there's an automatic reaction. People ask, 'Was it a lifestyle choice or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately for you, Scotty,' I said, removing his hand, 'they don't serve a drink called the Idiotfucker.” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
“Eight hours after putting out a cigarette, you are 97% nicotine-free. After just three days of not smoking, you are 100% nicotine-free.” — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
“So now I was wine-less and new-book-less, which for me is a grievous state of affairs.” — Jinx Schwartz Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I use drugs to work. I never use them to escape or for pleasure. When you turn to drugs, all you're doing… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
“They say we have weak wills. Do you know about the two drunks who went to the film of The Lost Weekend.… — John Berryman Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When I go with my friends who aren't into wine, I love to introduce them to my area of expertise. That's what's… — Channing Frye Copy Share Image
“Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex.… — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“He’d had, perhaps, too much wine. Enough to weaken a certain resolve, the one having to do with recognizing his own maturity,… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
“Vodka at night. Pickle juice in the morning (the best thing for a hangover). Throwing some kettlebells around between this hangover and… — Pavel Tsatsouline Copy Share Image
“Every person with ADHD already knows that destination addiction is part of their disorder. However, if it doesn’t have a positive outlet,… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking. — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice. — Prodigy Copy Share Image
I understand that drugs aren't for everybody, I think it's an issue of personal freedom of choice. — Kool A.D Copy Share Image
Bring the pure wine of love and freedom. But sir, a tornado is coming. More wine, we'll teach this storm A thing… — Rumi Copy Share Image
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. — Diogenes Copy Share Image
Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Finish the wine," he suggested softly, "and let me have my way with you. And in the morning we'll both pretend that… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I threw the pearl of my soul into a cup of wine. I went down the primrose path to the sound of… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale,… — George Henry Borrow Copy Share Image
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy. — Robert Gibbs Copy Share Image
“Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“Limit yourself to wines with names you can’t pronounce that are made from grapes harvested during or before Full House season one.” — The Betches Copy Share Image
“You want something to drink? Is this a trick question? Yes. I'm going to read your personality based on your beverage choices,… — Alex Adams Copy Share Image
In real life, I don't fall in love with the guy who wines and dines me, I fall in love with the… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
Some days you need only your people ,a glass of wine and music. So simple and yet so special LIFE can be !! — Laylablack Copy Share Image
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