One blunt at 4:20pm and two blunts at 8:40am I'm good all day everyday. — Trunxbeats Copy Share Image
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I… — Akbar Cullen Copy Share Image
“I'll have a martini...two at the most. Three, I'm under the table...four, I'm under the host.” — Dorohy Parker Copy Share Image
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink,… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
America's drug war is so stupid that if you pay close attention to just how stupid it is -- it'll drive you… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
I believe tobacco is a slow poison and it's unfortunate that a lot of youngsters are hooked to it. — Neha Bhasin Copy Share Image
Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an entrance to the late night drive-thru window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I care about something, I care about something. I think I have an obligation as an American to - and as… — Michael Bloomberg Copy Share Image
“Companionably he handed her a small glass filled with rich, plum-red liquid. Receiving it with some surprise, Daisy held it up to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“During the first millennium BCE, even the beer-loving Mesopotamians turned their backs on beer, which was dethroned as the most cultured and… — Tom Standage Copy Share Image
“...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing.… — Stewart Hennessey Copy Share Image
I love Hershey's chocolate. I feel the same about chocolate as I do about wine. Connoisseurs like dark chocolate and they like… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
When I was younger I used to get my best writing done at night, but now it has to be during the… — Antony Beevor Copy Share Image
The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors,… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Give me a flagon of red wine, a book of verses, a loaf of bread, and a little idleness. If with such… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Let us not forget who we are. Drug abuse is a repudiation of everything America is. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“I don't drink any more. I don't drink any less either. I just don't drink any more.” — Sienna McQuillen Copy Share Image
Read as you taste fruit or savor wine, or enjoy friendship, love, or life. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
I lift my restraining order against sobriety for 40 days each Lent. I miss you alcohol. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Hemp is one of the greatest, most important substances of our nation — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
