Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Weed solved the puzzle...my life makes perfect sense when I'm high! — Jeanna Migliore Copy Share Image
“Vitaly owns half a carton of Lucky Strikes, an electric guitar, and a hangover” — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him… — Wolfgang Hildesheimer Copy Share Image
“Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.” — Andrew Grey Copy Share Image
A small amount of wine such as three or four glasses is of benefit for the preservation of the health of human… — Maimonides Copy Share Image
There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
The NFL sort of reminds me of the tobacco companies, pre-'90s, when they kept saying, 'No, there is no link between smoking… — Linda Sanchez Copy Share Image
“A good wine smells and even tastes like its terroir, the landscape where it was born. And people are the same: where… — Karen Le Billon Copy Share Image
Look I'm not saying drugs are good but I'm not saying drugs are bad. What I am saying is that if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Surrender to alcohol intoxication provides a partial and subjective shortcut to a more correct state of mind. — Gregory Bateson Copy Share Image
I'm not going to lie to you: Ive tried things. Im not some robot whos programmed to be perfect. Ive been to… — Victoria Justice Copy Share Image
“I bet you one million in money,” Rezvan said as he blew out smoke, “that the number of hours Americans spend per… — Rebecca Lee Copy Share Image
We take for granted the slow miracle whereby water in the irrigation of a vineyard becomes wine. It is only when Christ… — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
“His face was stern, and much flushed. If he were really not in the habit of drinking rather more than was exactly… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
We cannot eradicate global drug markets, but we can certainly regulate them as we have done with alcohol and tobacco markets. Drug… — Otto Perez Molina Copy Share Image
Just as the results of inebriety are most painful to the habitually sober, and just as the greatest saints have often been… — Stanley Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Now i did think, The smoke will drive the bugs away. And, to some degree,it did. I'd be lying, though, if I… — John Green Copy Share Image
Let passion reach a catastrophe and it submits us to an intoxicating force far more powerful than the niggardly irritation of wine… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Only a fool tries to reconstruct a bunch of grapes from a bottle of wine. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
If drugs are bad, any respectable society should do something to deal with them. — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
Drink up, baby. Stay up all night. Things you could do. You won't but you might. — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
