Wife Quotes · Page 59

“You don’t ever want to be the wife who keeps her husband from playing poker.”

— Gillian Flynn

My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss.

— Don Rickles

My family is everything for me, they're so important - my wife and my son.

— Lucas Moura

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.

— Big Boi

I'm not that kind of wife who would say, 'Learn this' or 'Learn that.' I'm not a nagging wife.

— Melania Trump

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out of the window.

— Burton Rascoe

“I consider my wife and children in all things; yet, I must consider Amara also.”

— A. H. Septimius

It's so weird for me to be watching The Good Wife while I'm still shooting The Good Wife.

— Cush Jumbo

Every conscientious husband and wife should measure their marriage by the unchanging standard of the principles found in God's Word.

— Myles Munroe

After filming 'The Country Wife' with Helen Mirren in 1977, my wife Gillian and I went off to Sri Lanka for a…

— Bernard Cribbins

But my wife doesn't often allow me to cook in our kitchen at home. She says that I'm messy and I don't…

— Gino D'Acampo

“Marriage is a journey of disasters, only to fall in love all over again, with the person that rescues you each time.”

— Shannon L. Alder

A wife who is 85 percent faithful to her husband is not faithful at all. There is no such thing as part-time…

— Vance Havner

I shall not tell your husband and you shall not tell my wife." Tell them what?" That you and I were outwitted…

— Donita K. Paul

I play the role of a gangster's wife in a web series, a cop's wife in Hindi film 'Vodka Diaries,' a cop…

— Mandira Bedi

I try to have the faster truck than my brother, the better-looking wife, the more disciplined kids... it's a sickness, to compete…

— Matt Hughes

The Scripture says that He, the Lord, came walking in the Temple, with His train; I do not know who they were,…

— Brigham Young

“How, then, was she--his wife, who'd taken a vow to remain with him in sickness and in health--supposed to justify ending the…

— Nicholas Sparks

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away…

— Kurt Vonnegut

There is a scene in Richard Attenborough's biopic where Gandhi argues with his wife because she refuses to clean their latrine. She…

— Rose George

I can do this, I tell myself firmly. I can be attracted to him. It's just a matter of self control and…

— Sophie Kinsella

I've got three kids. I worry about them but the gospel freed me and freed my wife. We are not trying to…

— Tullian Tchividjian

Cities at night, I feel, contain men who cry in their sleep and then say Nothing. It's nothing. Just sad dreams. Or…

— Martin Amis

I read Warren Zevon's bizarre biography, "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." His wife, Crystal Zevon, posthumously published a journal he wrote and…

— Dave Barry

The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.

— Joseph Prince

My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.

— Stephan Pastis

“A man cannot be exactly the way he wants to be and also dream of keeping his wife”

— Manu Joseph

I told my wife the other day, I'm the Halle Berry of the NBA. Everybody wants this, baby. Everybody wants me.

— Shaquille O'Neal

A real man doesn't need to drag a woman through the mud for the sake of appeasing his wife.

— Kenya Moore

I saw my role as prime minister's wife as being human towards other humans and not treating them badly.

— Margaret Whitlam

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

— Chris Diamantopoulos

The bottom line is, I've got a wife and three kids. I've got bills I have to pay.

— Matt Riddle

I call my wife and daughter before every show and they say, 'Be funny.'

— Nate Bargatze

“A man has to do what a man has to do. But he should bring his wife with him.”

— Sylvain Reynard

My wife is a flower of the garden and I am her fence around it.

— Vikrant Parsai

My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station.

— Anonymous

The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

I've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife.

— Harold Robbins

Ankita is the best wife and the best companion I could ever get.

— Karan Patel

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark

— Rodney Dangerfield