When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife… — Dara O Briain Copy Share Image
My wife can look at me in a certain way and I can tell by her eyes how she's feeling about me… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the… — John Gay Copy Share Image
If there is an amateur reader still left in the world—or anybody who just reads and runs—I ask him or her, with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, I do not think that a marriage can be successful in which either the husband or the wife is far more… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
In every life, there have to be some shadows. Look at me. My life has been filled with sunshine. A beautiful and… — Joe Paterno Copy Share Image
Just as a husband cannot be indulgent of adultery in his wife, so also God cannot and will not endure infidelity in… — Sam Storms Copy Share Image
Br Orson Pratt is in trubble in consequence of his wife, hir feelings are so rought up that he dos not know… — Jedediah M. Grant Copy Share Image
Betty's a good Muslim woman and wife. I don't imagine many other women might put up with the way I am. Awakening… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
England is, after all, the land where children were beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss… — Colin MacInnes Copy Share Image
Such indeed is the superior longevity of the fair females of Surinam, compared to that of the males (owing chiefly, as I… — John Gabriel Stedman Copy Share Image
I just look for interesting supporting-biggish supporting parts, and try to do one a year, and that's my limit. Some women can… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I love to cook, and my wife loves to cook. Sometimes it's the appeal of the simplest of dishes - things you've… — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
Only native male citizens with a wife and children, a property, and a military rank should be allowed to vote and be… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
My parents eventually moved back to Brazil, so since then, it has been me and my wife, although they are always involved. — Philippe Coutinho Copy Share Image
There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?” (…) A sigh of longing. “To be honest,… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
With my injuries, I would not get on the phone to my parents. I would not get on the phone to my… — Jonathan Woodgate Copy Share Image
History is full of wrongs done the wife by legal robbery on the part of the husband. I hesitate not to assert… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
God, my parents, my wife. I don't have a lot of friends, because I'm always moving around. I don't drink, so I… — Herschel Walker Copy Share Image
It's always a mystery when you're going into a role - 'Here's your wife of 40 years and... action!' How do you… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
My parents getting divorced gave me the opportunity to play for my granddad and to meet my wife. I fell in the… — Jason Witten Copy Share Image
I love being a wife and homemaker - because it's my choice. My husband doesn't expect me to do it. I don't… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
How men hate waiting while their wives shop for clothes and trinkets; how women hate waiting, often for much of their lives,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are… — Alfred Kinsey Copy Share Image
The majority of the time I live out of a rucksack in some jungle or stuck up some mountain. The luxury tends… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
I just used to make up stories for the kids at bedtime and my wife goes, 'you should start putting that stuff… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
“Study your wife closely, for the next four-and-twenty hours. If your good lady doesn't exhibit something in the shape of a contradiction… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I really don't want to thank my wife because I could be bussing tables at the Daily Grill right now if not… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
[The married woman is] is a bonded slave, who takes her master's name, her master's bread, and serves her master's passion; [and]… — Voltairine de Cleyre Copy Share Image
Dana I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife, but if you wanna jerk me in the… — Ari Gold Copy Share Image
I had told my wife that I was thinking of retiring at the end of the year. I was thinking I didn't… — Yu Darvish Copy Share Image
I go to a Calvary Chapel church out here in Los Angeles. I had been here about two years at the time.… — Tiffany Dupont Copy Share Image
The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
![“England is, after all, the land where children were beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss Lash ply their trade as nowhere else in the western world. Despite our belief [that] we are a 'gentle' people we have, in reality, a cruel and callous streak in…” quote by Colin MacInnes](https://sms4smile.com/q/i/3fc/colin-macinnes-53584_baby_england-is-after-all-the-land-where-chil_450470.jpg)
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