I guess I am just not the marrying type. I have given it a few chances, and it just goes haywire after… — Vince Neil Copy Share Image
It may come as a surprise to people, but I'm actually quite boring and normal. What do I do? I read books.… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
The thing that I guess I've never understood is why people persist that I carried a crown on a pillow to Reverend… — Danny K. Davis Copy Share Image
I'm always fascinated by something that leaves the surface of the earth. My series, 'Rocket Man', was based on a true story… — Robson Green Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a trophy wife, and I was fine with that. I thought I had my life written out -… — Hannah Brown Copy Share Image
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
I come from a multicultural family. My wife's Thai. My children are half-Asian, half-Scottish; we're all immigrants. — Jimmy Barnes Copy Share Image
My wife and I argue a lot. She's so touchy. The least little thing sets her off. You're lucky. Mine's a self-starter! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I grew up in a traditional family where questioning was encouraged, particularly by my pandit grandfather. We are all voracious readers,… — Amish Tripathi Copy Share Image
I don't know how it is with other people's relationships, but my wife is always much more tired than me because she… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
American cops are the ones who are in the emergency rooms. They're the ones who go to the morgues. They're the ones… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
My wife Ciera and I can stand face-to-face in our kitchen and stare into each other's eyes and talk for three hours… — Jim Parrack Copy Share Image
No man could bring himself to reveal his true character, and, above all, his true limitations as a citizen and a Christian,… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My grandmother spoiled my father rotten, and he grew up expecting women to do whatever he wanted. When he married my beautiful… — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
I mean, her father was an alcoholic, and her mother was the suffering wife of a man who she could never predict… — Blanche Wiesen Cook Copy Share Image
Sadly, I wish I had been able to play ["Miner's Prayer"] for [grandfather]. Yeah, I'll never escape the influence of him in… — Dwight Yoakam Copy Share Image
A monk is not forbidden to marry, but if he takes a wife she becomes a monk with the same powers and… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married?… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued… — Little' Jimmy Dickens Copy Share Image
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Instead of trying to see things my way, I try to see things her [wife's] way, and if it honestly makes sense… — Tony Gaskins Copy Share Image
I play a real life character, Janet, who's Vince Papale's wife. The woman of his dreams, the mother of his children, is… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
My dear wife has, I would say, probably never opened a religious book, and seems to be one of those people to… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to… — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
“A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I always have a football handy at home, and I'll play with it. Sometimes it'll get on my wife's nerves. But the… — Thierry Henry Copy Share Image
To my wife, I'm not Herbie Hancock the musician. I'm her husband. When I'm talking to a neighbor, I'm a neighbor. When… — Herbie Hancock Copy Share Image
People are led to reason thus: a woman who is a wife is one who has made a permanent sex bargain for… — Christabel Pankhurst Copy Share Image
I turn down really well-paid shows all over the world because I want to spend more time with my wife and myself. — Logic Copy Share Image
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It was the duty of wives to submit to husbands, not of husbands to submit to wives. . . men have stronger… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
There are times where you can't do it yourself and the system takes over, or it's appropriate to do things differently. But… — Prince William Copy Share Image
To his ex-wife in court, he said I lost interest in you when the Botox lost its effect and you looked like… — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
Everybody has a language or code that they use with their wife or their girlfriend or boyfriend or what have you. It's… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“Wife, to him, was someone who stood for stability, for coming home, for dealing with all the shit he wasn’t able to… — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
Tenderness and respect-never selfishness-must be the guiding principles in the intimate relationship between husband and wife — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
I've always kind of had a deal with my wife where, in the off-season, I'm kind of clean-shaven, and during the season… — Clayton Kershaw Copy Share Image