When your wife says glass is half empty, don't ever pour philosophy of half empty is half full, just fill her glass… — Adhir Amdavadi Copy Share Image
I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Ages of experience have taught humanity that the commitment of a husband and wife to love and to serve one another promotes… — Jack Kingston Copy Share Image
So I hope husbands and wives will continue to debate and combat Over everything debatable and combatable Because I believe a little… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat… — Michael W. Smith Copy Share Image
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Whenever I leave home to film, my wife Marina gets terrified that I'm going to come back having bought a tiny plot… — Ben Fogle Copy Share Image
“It seems he had some naïve conception of a woman 'fit to be his wife,' a particular conception that I used to… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
My wife Juliana and I first saw Eurovision while on our honeymoon in Greece in 2006, and we were amazed by it.… — Seamus Dever Copy Share Image
My success set me up for life, and it meant that I could retire from the music industry at 27 to spend… — Rick Astley Copy Share Image
It is really very important while you are young to live in an environment in which there is no fear. Most of… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
War is a monster with snaky locks, and fiery bloodshot eyes, and harpy claws, passing over fair fields and leaving its footprints… — Moncure D. Conway Copy Share Image
This specter of the female politician, who abandons her family to neglect for the sake of passing bills in parliament, is just… — Frances Power Cobbe Copy Share Image
Hell, I'd even failed with women. Three wives. Nothing really wrong each time. It all got destroyed by petty bickering. Railing about… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
At the end of my life, I want to say that I made the world a better place because I raised good… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
It took me months and months to get back to normalcy - to have a glass of wine at dinner, to go… — Mardy Fish Copy Share Image
Another relative?" Valek asked. A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncle's wife's third cousin." --Valek and… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a… — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
Diamanda Galás, the avant-weird performance artist... 'The devil's wife,' someone calls her. Faith No More loves Diamanda Galás. — Mike Patton Copy Share Image
As someone who comes from a family of lifers (along with my wife), I just want to say, flat out... Marriage is… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
I am writing Parsifal only for my wife - if I had to depend on the German spirit, I should have nothing… — Richard Wagner Copy Share Image
I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams Copy Share Image
There is a vast difference between the savage and the civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache… If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Man and wife are equally concerned, to avoid all offence of each other, in the beginning of their conversation. Every little thing… — Jeremy Taylor Copy Share Image
When Nandita expressed a desire to write about me, I couldn't stop her because she's my wife, but she has forgotten who… — Om Puri Copy Share Image
The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came… — Lionel Richie Copy Share Image
When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed - that's… — Lou Gehrig Copy Share Image
I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to… — Scott Baio Copy Share Image
If Husain (as) had fought to quench his worldly desires…then I do not understand why his sister, wife, and children accompanied him.… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“The reason as to why we are attracted to our opposites is because they are our salvation from the burden of being… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the… — Charles Caleb Colton Copy Share Image
The body is like the wife to the spirit. The two must cohabit to create new forms, but their pleasures rarely coincide. — Subhash Kak Copy Share Image
I talk about the fights my wife and I have, and not only is it something people can connect with, what I… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any… — Ted Olson Copy Share Image
I enjoy going back and forth between plays and novels. It's like having a wife and a mistress. Books are the wife;… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Through the feigned fury of divine emotion, the wife of the great one will be badly wronged. Judges, wishing to condemn such… — Nostradamus Copy Share Image
