I'm no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant. — Claudia Cardinale Copy Share Image
The trophy wife must be in her 20s to earn the title 'trophy wife.' — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
My former wife is a very eccentric woman, which is why I still love her. — Jay McInerney Copy Share Image
I have not one shred of anger in my heart against Netanyahu or his wife. — Naftali Bennett Copy Share Image
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred — Jay Trachman Copy Share Image
My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather. — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna leave my wife by herself while she's having a second baby. — Dennis Schroder Copy Share Image
I met my wife; she barely owned a television and worked for Save the Children. We sat down one night, and we… — James Corden Copy Share Image
My wife never knew she'd be married to a 90-year-old. And I've prayed that I wouldn't be a crabby old coot, but… — Cliff Barrows Copy Share Image
Wrote a science fiction novel about a man who wins an argument with his wife, but it was rejected for being too… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I lost a lot of friends at the hands of the British Army. The person who actually introduced me to my wife,… — Martin McGuinness Copy Share Image
I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach… — Marty Allen Copy Share Image
We [with my wife] felt like we had the ability to help people not just on a local basis, but on a… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Lady Glossip: Mr. Wooster, how would you support a wife? Bertie Wooster: Well, I suppose it depends on who's wife it was,… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
My wife and I were poor when I started but we struggled along until things happened for me in my thirties. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm not cynical, but the reality is that life is mortal. Terrible, sad things happen. Everybody loses friends and family. I'll be… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
We're in Trump times - we're in the time this misogynist hate clown is the leader of the free world, and when… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
I remember my wife in white.' It just made people weep to hear it...Everybody just thought it was the saddest sentence that… — Carolyn Parkhurst Copy Share Image
The wife picked out ceramic tile for floor covering, not realizing that cost was determined by square foot, not square yard like… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
I've always been shocked and waiting-for-the-other-shoe-to-drop that a girl would ever talk to me, let alone want to marry me. They always… — Andrew Stanton Copy Share Image
Since I'm a mother and a wife, I have to have passion or the frustration would win out. But I love managing… — Andrea Jung Copy Share Image
Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image