For years while I was working as a waitress, all I wanted to do was get on a TV show. You think,… — Aya Cash Copy Share Image
“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away.… — Adrienne Shelly Copy Share Image
I'm thinking waiters and waitresses are going to be bracing for more customers coming in going, not just kind of where is… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
Cheryl [Hines] and I sat through two screenings at the Sundance Film Festival and during the second one, we said to each… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
We shot the movie [Waitress] in 20 days so there wasn't a lot of time to learn. There wasn't a lot of… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Don't move to L.A to become an actress - you'll just be a waitress. Don't drive to Nashville to become a country… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable… — Rowan Pelling Copy Share Image
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
When I go into a restaurant, the waitress who brings me my meal, the cook in the back who prepared it, the… — Gene Veith Copy Share Image
We live a pleasant life shopping at the Food Shoppe . . . taking the kids to the Weinery-Beanery, . . .… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Look, I realize both of you could happily strangle each other across the table, but I don't think that's the most effective… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I was starting to wonder if I was ready to be a writer, not someone who won prizes, got published and was… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
I think it's quite common and realistic. There are many stories like this [in Waitress]. [Jenna, my character] marriage looks really horrible… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
My stand-up has always been very character-based. I'm not really the kind of person that's like, 'Hey, here's what's on my mind!… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your… — Cate Edwards Copy Share Image
When I was about 17, I had a row with my mother and left home for six months, renting a flat and… — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad… — Bruce McCulloch Copy Share Image
I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I mean, its hard to be an actor in the city - trying to make it as an actor - because you… — Piper Perabo Copy Share Image
“Whaddaya want?" growled Viola, our small, surly, octogenarian waitress. What did I want? A job. A clue. A love. "Two coffees," Len… — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
Along the way, I've worked as a waitress, I've done phone surveys, and worked as a receptionist, and for the last twenty… — Debra Dean Copy Share Image
I got a job when I was 15 because my allowance was about $20 a week which in New York was impossible.… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
“The waitress tapped her pen on the tab. "So do you guys know what you want?" And then he did it, just… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
For years, my Chinese family supported me, but they wanted me to have an arranged marriage, so I ran away and worked… — Lee Hyeon-seo Copy Share Image
I'm probably a lot closer than perhaps the contents of my early fiction suggest to a jaded Denny's waitress with smoker's-lung-black humor… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The worst that could happen is I lose my company and go back to being a waitress. I don't think money's a… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
As a coping mechanism, or as a way to make a little hard count by shilling demons in the shadows, I try… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Waitress: "And to drink?" Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As your ice is no doubt… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
I worked at Equinox, I worked at a juice shop, I was an assistant to a woman who just broke up with… — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
There will always be ways to pay my rent, whether I wind up having to be a waitress on the side or… — Juno Temple Copy Share Image
“For nine years Paul had not called her by her name. She had always been "Shorty" or "Kid" or "You" to him… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at… — Bennett Cerf Copy Share Image
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image