Waitress Quotes · Page 3

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks,…

— Shaun White

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

“She was a coffee-spilling, plate-dropping wreck of a waitress who surprised herself the few times she got an order right.”

— Grace Mattioli

Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress.

— Kanye West

I am a granddaughter of immigrants, put myself through college as a waitress, and I started my career as a computer programmer.

— Jacky Rosen

I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage.

— Edie Campbell

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?'

— Dennis Lehane

If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and…

— GloZell

“What are you going to have?” he asked. “A nervous breakdown,” she muttered and opened her menu. So we’ll tell the waitress…

— Jessica Bird

I was a hot-dog stand lady, I was an orphan housemother, I was a waitress 3 or 4 times. All of those…

— Barbara Corcoran

Refills are free,” the waitress tells us with a frown, like she’s hoping we’re not the kind of people who ask for…

— Holly Black

[Adrienne Shelly] explain exactly what she was looking for. This was her movie [Waitress].She also wrote the songs that I sing in…

— Keri Russell

A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who's a really regular girl…

— Chiaki Kuriyama

If you do not smile, you are judged lacking in a 'pleasing personality' - and you need to have a pleasing personality…

— Erich Fromm

Being a waitress can be a very brutal job sometimes, and I remember during the training, the person said to me, "The…

— Brit Marling

Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull…

— Keri Russell

“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt…

— Crystal Hudson

Coming home, we stopped for a bite to eat and ran into a confused waitress. Had a heart-rending time trying to speak…

— Jim Elliot

“They sat at a metal table covered by stained and cracked Formica laminate. A huge woman with shoulder-length braids pranced over. Baldwin…

— J.T. Ellison

“The waitress serving the wedding party was a short young blonde. She took their orders efficiently and delivered everyone’s food correctly. "If…

— Marie Zhuikov

The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar…

— Thomas Bidegain

With a pie, the crust is a real delicacy. It's very hard to get it just right because it's got to be…

— Keri Russell

I spent a lot of time listening to people. But it's also true that I liked details and listening to people when…

— Amy Bloom

I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress.

— Deborah Moggach

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

— Phyllis Schlafly

I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band…

— Chrissie Hynde

She winked at me, so I winked bak, where the waitress at? lets get it in motion.

— Dolla

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

— Melissa Rauch

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

— Jennifer Coolidge

“The waitress looked a little awkward. “Is all that for both you and your sister?”

— J.R. Ward

Really, it [the Waitress] was a story about believing in yourself ultimately, and caring enough about yourself to change your life.

— Keri Russell

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do.”

— Derrick C. Brown

“Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to…

— Victoria Scott

I'm like every waitress in every diner; I'm like every mom driving her kids to school. I'm nothing special at all.

— Katherine Dunn

Being a waitress isn't a career, and I think most people want to make something of themselves and move on.

— Stassi Schroeder

“You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail…

— Robin Roberts

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

— Lisa Kudrow

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

— Jennifer Aniston