Waitress Quotes · Page 2

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

— Kristin Davis

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

— Jessica Lange

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard.

— Lucy Alibar

If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too young for you bro!

— Anonymous

My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market.

— Kat Timpf

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to…

— Dana Gould

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to…

— Ann Patchett

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

— Keri Russell

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly.…

— MaryJanice Davidson

My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think…

— Dom Irrera

“The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila…

— Krista Ritchie

I never pictured myself in California. I just thought I would be a character actress in New York on the stage. I…

— Rhea Perlman

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which…

— Britta Phillips

People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work…

— Chloe Sevigny

“When we are true to ourselves, and follow these impulses that sweat from our compressed and broken souls we may just find…

— Danielle Rohr

Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only…

— Kevin Pereira

I don't know if I can handle living in Tokyo. I feel like the culture shock would be so intense, especially with…

— Stephen Bruner

This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it…

— Jeaniene Frost

Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things…

— Elizabeth Strout

pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out…

— Haruki Murakami

My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I…

— Cheryl Hines

...Baltimore. It's imperfect. Boy, is it imperfect. And there are parts of its past that make you wince. It's not all marble…

— Laura Lippman

“When I was little – eight or nine – I used to scare myself by looking up at the stars. You can…

— Annalisa Crawford

I have physical problems with listening to reggae. It's weird, I don't know why. It doesn't fit the way my heart pounds,…

— Nina Persson

I was a hostess, a waitress, a cafe manager, and a prep chef. For one job, I had to wear a hat…

— Jenna Blum

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.

— Kim Cattrall

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

— Ray Romano

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to…

— Liam Payne

You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress.

— Jay Z

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.

— Kim Dickens

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

— John Lennon

I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for…

— Davina McCall

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.

— Anonymous

I was a waitress at a local pub. I was really bad with money and it taught me the value of it…

— Francesca Hayward

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

— Rick Riordan

I've been a waitress for events, but a lady at the Victoria hotel in Yorkshire showed me how to do it properly.

— Vicky Krieps

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

— Andy Rooney

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

— Abbie Cobb

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

— Jennie Garth

“Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a…

— Lady Gaga