I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway. — Piper Perabo Copy Share Image
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon. — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I… — Karen MacInerney Copy Share Image
“Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car” — Kelly Braffet Copy Share Image
My mother was a very wonderful woman. When she and my dad divorced, she moved to California and worked two jobs in… — Dolores Huerta Copy Share Image
I do think it [the Waitress] speaks in a positive way for women and it was surprising for me to see it… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I loved being a waitress. At times I think...I'd just like to go back and be a waitress for a few weeks… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner… — Catherine Keener Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you’re at your favorite restaurant and you see the waitress coming with your food, that happy feeling… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
I realized that being an actor was something I never owned up to, in a weird way. I would be a hostess… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught… — Charles Dance Copy Share Image
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think… — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
“Gansey looked at the handwritten ticket for the pizza in his hand. According to the bubbly writing, their waitress’s name had been… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Tipping generally changes depending on where you are in the world. In Britain you don't always have to tip, but I always… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
“And now, the waitress standing in front of them. She was beaming, as if Ian had just handed her a puppy with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the… — David Copy Share Image
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
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