“I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. “Hey, enjoy your meal.” “You, too. But you don’t have one, do… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I love Keri Russell. I watched every episode of Felicity, and Waitress is my favorite film from last year. She's just an… — Virginia Madsen Copy Share Image
My life is so different because of 'Waitress.' The people that I'm close to, the things I do professionally, my colleagues, my… — Sara Bareilles Copy Share Image
That's interesting to hear you say that because watching it [the Waitress] for the first time at Sundance was fascinating - it… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
When I put the plate down, you don't hear a sound. When I pick up a glass, I want it to be… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
I've never been a waitress, hostess, bartender or any of the typical side jobs you'd expect an actor to have. This is… — Candace Kita Copy Share Image
I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It… — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
Even if we profess to be non-judgmental, there's an inherent judgmentality and hierarchy in which the spiritual person, the conscious person, the… — Charles Eisenstein Copy Share Image
I've done a lot of odd jobs, including waitressing, which most actors have done. I was a busboy - girl - when… — Jess Weixler Copy Share Image
Donald Trump claims - he did interview after the debate where he said, well, gosh, you can't find Americans to do these… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand death. For that matter, I don’t really understand life. You live. You suffer. You die. It hardly seems worth… — C A Deyton Copy Share Image
“Carol, a swing-shift cocktail waitress in the Bird of Paradise's show lounge had gotten home (guesswork, here) around 2:15 - 2:30, poured… — Jeff Rice Copy Share Image
I actually wrote the song first as "well, it's 9 o'clock on a Saturday." That bit. Then I said, You know what?… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25?… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“From there we’d go over to the Friendly Lounge at Tenth and Washington, owned by a guy named John who went by… — Charles Brandt Copy Share Image
The only honourable work my parents knew was blue-collar. But while my father Robert ran a pawnbroker's shop, and my mother was… — Norman Foster Copy Share Image
I used to work at Cafe Mogador in the East Village. I love Mogador, but I feel like working almost anywhere will… — Zazie Beetz Copy Share Image
I was a waitress at a really rundown Italian restaurant in Dublin, for about a week, at 16. I thought it was… — Dervla Kirwan Copy Share Image
Adrienne [ Shelly] had 100 per cent control over this movie [ Waitress] as a director. She didn't just write it, direct… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I get tired of hearing it's a crummy world and that people are no damned good. What kind of talk is that?… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“She is a waitress at his lordships club. My God! The Proletariat! The lower middle classes, sir. Well, yes, by stretching it… — P G Wodehouse Copy Share Image
Teddy Roosevelt supported a progressive income tax. If I am sitting pretty and you've got a waitress who is making minimum wage… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and… — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I grew up thinking that because I couldn't read, I was stupid and would never amount to anything. I worked my way… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
Enchantment can be done with writing but I think enchantment is basically a prospective or an operating system for life. That you… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with… — Derek Jacobi Copy Share Image
For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over… — Yung Joc Copy Share Image
When I was studying in London, I worked part-time as a waitress. I was teaching drama to kids. I did a lot… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the… — Tony D'Souza Copy Share Image
Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
I grew up with a single mom who was a waitress. We were on food stamps. My mom then got Pell Grants,… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I really liked the idea of playing that kind of optimistic, super-intense, go-get-'em spirit combined with being a little bit of an… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
For the rest of my life I'll be thinking about that hamburger. I'll be sitting there at the counter, holding it in… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Waitresses, soldiers, rickshaw drivers, old ladies selling vegetables - my father would schmooze anybody. He was Clintonesque before the word existed. And,… — Scott Anderson Copy Share Image