Twitter Quotes · Page 83

Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social media is the ultimate equalizer. It gives a voice and a platform to anyone willing to engage.

— Amy Jo Martin

Facebook is fulled with a bunch of selfish self centered people!

— Anonymous

I'm even old-school Instagram. I'm here for your "What did you have to eat today?" I'm fine with that.

— Ted Leo

Is better u update yo fb status I WANT ATTENTION than to dress half naked

— Sniper

I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way.

— Sarah McLachlan

Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

— Nikhil Saluja

One thing I like about Twitter is that you can hear it from the horse's mouth.

— Big Boi

Twitter is amazing. I advertised for the position of research assistant on Twitter, and both of my researchers came from there.

— Lauren Beukes

MARRIAGE, A very good way to promote civilisation -- if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get…

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter has created a certain momentum that is not always fact-based. I worry about that because I still live in a world…

— Colin Cowherd

To disarm a troll, you don't try and destroy them straight away, you take onboard what they're saying and then destroy them.

— David Baddiel

It is possible to assemble a narrative for yourself, brokenly, on social media, only seeing what you want to look at.

— Alexandra Petri

I've taken advantage of social media in that I want to talk to my fans and I want to see what's going…

— Liv Morgan

Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy...

— Anonymous

Facebook is a good way to realize it wouldn't have worked out with your high school crush because of his/her horrifying political…

— Anonymous

Facebook was looking at which links I clicked on, and it was noticing that I was clicking more on my liberal friends'…

— Eli Pariser

Advertising works most effectively when it's in line with what people are already trying to do. And people are trying to communicate…

— Mark Zuckerberg

Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in…

— Daniel Levitin

I think that it's really incredible, growing up and being able to have all these people who really look up to the…

— Olivia Holt

I hope that Facebook and other Internet technologies were able to help people, just like we hope that we help them communicate…

— Mark Zuckerberg

The social [media channel] isn't about beauty contests and popularity contests. They're a distortion, a caricature of the real thing. It's about…

— Umair Haque

Twitter has been a pleasant surprise for me. I never imagined that anyone would be interested in what I have to say!…

— Carrie Henn

I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140…

— Sarah Silverman

That awkward moment when it's silent in class and your stomach decides to make a dying walrus sound.

— Anonymous

There's definitely a lot of pressure every day to post more, do more, be more of a social person.

— Griff

Therapist: you should be in a mental institute Me: I'm already on Twitter

— Nikhil Saluja

MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm a big star on TikTok. Although that's like saying you're loaded with Monopoly money.

— Alison Hammond

There's two or three lifestyle pages that I like. I like Hypebeast, and obviously, I follow @BritishGQ.

— Loris Karius

HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A species of worm which is afraid to turn;

— Nikhil Saluja

“Use social media for good and lift others up, not tear them down. Stay on the high road. Keep your peace.”

— Germany Kent

It's too easy to spread hate. I guess that's Twitter, Instagram, that's the world we live in.

— Jack Draper

Social media can really just be a terrible thing sometimes, and people don't really understand that.

— Skai Jackson

“Looking cool on Facebook isn't worth the cost of looking a cock in real life.”

— Mark Walters

The 'Instagram Generation' now experiences the present as an anticipated memory

— Daniel Kahneman

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.”

— E.A. Bucchianeri

I would say if you're getting hate on social media, just don't reply.

— Skai Jackson