If you hate someone and you want to screw their life, introduce them to Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people blocked on my Twitter for various reasons which I don't need to get into. — Jamie Vardy Copy Share Image
I don't spend much time on Twitter. I joined because I found it funny. — Tahar Rahim Copy Share Image
They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so against social media for such a long time, but now I can't live without it. — Sebastian Stan Copy Share Image
Today, presence on social media has become a yardstick to be cast - the parameter to get a job. — Priyanshu Chatterjee Copy Share Image
Social media has taken over in America to such an extreme that to get my own kids to look back a week… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
Love is easy! Kindness is easy. So I try on my Twitter page to acknowledge everyone that reaches out to me. I… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tweet, Facebook, website, but guess what? Do I look at any response? Have I ever looked at a response? I wouldn't… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
TikTok is a massive part of this success. It's such a blessing and a curse, it took me a while to find… — Lola Young Copy Share Image
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was walking around with my GF when she started playing a Bieber song on cell & now there's vomit all over… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Howard Stern gave me the best advice about Twitter and the N word. He said maybe onstage people get the intention behind… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
There are so many websites I read; I look at everything from Slashdot to Ars Technica to the business technology sites, major… — Paul Allen Copy Share Image
“People could look like anything. Any person with a phone managed their identity through a selection of photos whose appearances were impractical… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
People are building apps that are doing super-crazy things, and there's a lot of talk about modeling and microtargeting. Facebook can predict… — Harper Reed Copy Share Image
Don't like what I post ? Think I post too much? Think I get off the topic of the humanity some time?… — Khalifa Shavez Copy Share Image
“You may criticize the particular subjects and figures; it is not a problem; however, if you attack, entirely, any institution of the… — Ehsan Sehgal Copy Share Image
“A habit is at work when users feel a tad bored and instantly open Twitter. They feel a pang of loneliness and… — Nir Eyal Copy Share Image
If somebody writes a review of a dry cleaner, that piece of content is not wildly viral. It's not like a viral… — Jeremy Stoppelman Copy Share Image
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. — John Mackey Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone is tweeting right now, I'm not pulling a knife on David Cronenberg! — Mark Kingwell Copy Share Image
It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
The goals of content are consumption, then behavior. The goals of social are participation, then behavior. — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
LOVE, What we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Like anyone else, I can fall into these massive Instagram holes and start comparing myself to other people. — Adwoa Aboah Copy Share Image
When it comes down to it, @Taskrabbit is about neighbors connecting with neighbors — Leah Busque Copy Share Image
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People who talk shit to me on twitter make me so happy!! Thanks for the entertainment! — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
“Having instant feedback on twitter to research material I'm considering is an enormous help.” — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
You can't have a nuanced debate on Twitter, it's just people shouting. — Olly Alexander Copy Share Image
It's like, 'Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence.' — Hannah Copy Share Image
The next person who says, Its not the heat, its the humidity will learn that its not my fist, but the impact. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
