Twitter Quotes · Page 85

Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook

— Tru Muse

Amazing how someone can take your post and assume that it is about them, must be how they view themselves.

— Nishan Panwar

SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Tweeters don't want to be treated like just anyone else.”

— Joan Mullally

FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

— Nikhil Saluja

In the future, things will truncate! No, in the age of Twitter, we can't be upset when words become shorter.

— Eric McCormack

The Stop the Scroll Act would help young people grasp the mental health risks that come with social media.

— Jon Husted

Some of my exes wouldn't be able to take how social media drags people - the hate and the trolls.

— Da Brat

Twitter strategy should be summed up in one quote: Don't blame them for treading you as a fan, If you treat them…

— Ritu Ghatourey

I've gone to readings to see authors after meeting them on Twitter. And while there, I've found myself sitting next to still…

— John Searles

If I see trolling on my pictures I'm just like 'say something new,' because it's nothing I haven't heard before.

— Charlotte Crosby

This morning I got a call, nearly split my wig. This social network said Nas go and get your kid. She's on…

— Nas

I don't Twitter or blog. I'm bad at small talk, and don't have good 'chat'. Talk to me about publishing, and I…

— Andrew Wylie

What's really great about social media is we have tremendous access, and there's a wealth of information about the people that we…

— Franchesca Ramsey

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview,…

— Lance Armstrong

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

— Nikhil Saluja

Bridging the virtual world with the physical word is really when social media channels come to life and the magic happens. Because…

— Amy Jo Martin

I felt lost in endless spools of social media. All the while, emails by the thousands were piling up, phone calls were…

— Kelly Evans

We all like a good filter on Instagram, me included. I use basic ones from time to time but am quite willing…

— Ulrika Jonsson

People will be discovering that the Internet helps their career. One of my theses is that every individual is now a small…

— Reid Hoffman

In the future, artists will get record deals because they have fans-not the other way around...The only memento 'kids these days' want…

— Taylor Swift

At first I was very anxious about starting Twitter, because I didn't really know what was expected of me. I now feel…

— Simon Amstell

Would I tweet if I didn't run for office? Maybe, but I'd certainly use Twitter to stay abreast of warp-speed happenings in…

— Don Willett

If I was to base my opinion on Twitter, I'd be like, 'Oh my God, I must be the most hated woman…

— Tulisa

“Contagious content is like that—so inherently viral that it spreads regardless of who is doing the talking.”

— Jonah Berger

That scary moment when you never logged out your facebook.

— Anonymous

Bloody Facebook- and to think I'd enjoyed The Social Network. Clearly Mark Zuckerberg was the devil.

— Lindsey Kelk

My Twitter account status used to say 'part-time playboy' on it, but I've taken that down now.

— Judd Trump

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

— Nikhil Saluja

Whatever you think of Facebook, you cannot fault it for lack of ambition.

— Anonymous

Calling someone out on social networking isnt okay, and it doesn't make you look cool in any way.

— Anonymous

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

— Anonymous

Face book is like going to the refrigerator, you know nothing is in there but you check it anyway.

— Anonymous

Being solicited on LinkedIn is a real thing that happens.

— Whitney Wolfe Herd

I actually like social media, and I recognize what modern technology serves.

— Taylor Goldsmith

When you have a bunch of cash in your wallet, you'll buy anything. But the last 10$ can last an entire week..

— Nikhil Saluja

I try not to read the social networks too much. I find that way madness lies.

— Kit Harington

My life is too crazy! I have to do mine; I don't know if I want to do a dog Instagram, too.

— Taylor Hill

Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo.

— Ronald Oliver

My kids help fix my technology, but Twitter is my everything - I love Twitter.

— John Leguizamo