Money maketh man a tory, don't fire that assumption at me, I like toast as much as anyone but not for breakfast,… — Billy Bragg Copy Share Image
I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The only reason I wanted 'Making Toast' as the title is that it is a simple gesture of moving on. Every morning… — Roger Rosenblatt Copy Share Image
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life. It adds flavor, keeps it from being too dry, and makes it easier… — Diane Johnson Copy Share Image
Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things… — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I wish for you four animals: a mink on the shoulders, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and… — John Oldale Copy Share Image
Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. — Jonathan Cainer Copy Share Image
It isnt only fictional heroes to whom toast means home and comfort. It is related of the Duke of Wellington - I… — Elizabeth David Copy Share Image
But the toaster was quite satisfied with itself, thank you. Though it knew from magazines that there were toasters who could toast… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
The smell of that buttered toast simply spoke to Toad, and with no uncertain voice; talked of warm kitchens, of breakfasts on… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
It is in that spirit, the spirit of '76, that I ask you to rise and join me in a toast to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It's easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
So here's to the girls on the go- Everybody tries Look into their eyes and you'll see what they know: Everybody dies.… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Admittedly, there was a lot she still didn't know about him, but she did know this: He completed her in a way… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Watson love Mercy [Watson]. Eugenia hates Mercy. Baby likes Mercy. Mercy loves toast. And the plot,… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
Amy bit her lip. "I was so scared, Dan. I couldn't think. She shook her head. "I feel so ashamed of myself.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So here are some foolproof recipes for those of you who understand the true function of food. Bean Treat: Gingerly pour four… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Suddenly, in the space of a moment, I realized what it was that I loved about Britain--which is to say, all of… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
It's like the smell of burned toast. You made the toast. You looked forward to it. You even enjoyed making it, but… — Elliot Perlman Copy Share Image
Those dripping crumpets, I can see them now. Tiny crisp wedges of toast, and piping-hot, flaky scones. Sandwiches of unknown nature, mysteriously… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
There's two or three kids out there trying to make good music, and the rest of them sound like it's been strained… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Freedom is not a reward or a decoration that you toast in champagne. On the contrary, it's hard graft and a long-distance… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
Night and day you are the one, Only you beneath the moon and under the sun. — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
May the hinges of friendship never rust, or the wings of luve lose a feather — Edward Bannerman Ramsay Copy Share Image