The noise from good toast should reverberate in the head like the thunder of July. — E. V. Lucas Copy Share Image
“Here's champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.” — Mardy Grothe Copy Share Image
It is your birthday so I'll make the toasts and you make the boasts. Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death. — Dario Fo Copy Share Image
Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered? — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I believe everything in moderation. But breakfast is important. I have two hard-boiled or scrambled eggs with whole-wheat toast and try to… — Martina McBride Copy Share Image
“May we generally be happy, generally be witty, generally be honest, but above all always be interesting.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
My culinary skills are terrible. I can't even make toast taste good. I do make scrambled eggs for myself sometimes but I… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't hit the person across from you with bits of toast, And don't, when dinner is nearly through, say 'Who's the host'… — Cole Porter Copy Share Image
Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but… — Ndamukong Suh Copy Share Image
It isnt only fictional heroes to whom toast means home and comfort. It is related of the Duke of Wellington - I… — Elizabeth David Copy Share Image
The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you… — Gertrude Berg Copy Share Image
I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear, I like my toast done on one side. And you can hear it… — Sting Copy Share Image
Our age is very cheap and intelligible. Unroof any house, and you shall find it. The well-being consists in having a sufficiency… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a… — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like. How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
But in my heart I knew the old Bryce was toast. There was no going back. Not to Garrett or Shelly or… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
Give me a platter of choice finnan haddie, freshly cooked in its bath of water and milk, add melted butter, a slice… — Craig Claiborne Copy Share Image
But planes land and so do I, and suns rise, melting away the grounds cool protection. I am finally free, if only… — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Watson love Mercy [Watson]. Eugenia hates Mercy. Baby likes Mercy. Mercy loves toast. And the plot,… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
A Centaur has a man-stomach and a horse-stomach. And of course both want breakfast. So first of all he has porridge and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven’t had the chance to look at too many men’s faces up close. And I noticed how his skin was thicker… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
One of the greatest things I've ever seen happen was the morning I opened the newspaper and it said that some very… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
What I talked about in it was the idea of celebrity, and celebrities being treated like blacks were in the '60s, having… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
There's gonna be a general lack of toast in the neighborhood this morning. — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image