A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.” — Jess C. Scott Copy Share Image
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
The girls that say all guys only want is sex, are the girls who only have that to offer. — Vanessa Copy Share Image
“Great sex is all about freedom and being everything you’ve always wanted to be. Know now that the only limits you have… — Roberto Hogue Copy Share Image
“Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you'll go blind.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“History doesn’t start with a tall building and a card with your name written on it, but jokes do. I think someone… — Nathan Reese Maher Copy Share Image
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
That nothing - not booze, not love, not sex, not work, not moving from state to state - will make the past… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
It's because I do see sex as sacred and potentially spiritual that I believe in commercializing it and making this potentially holy… — Chester Brown Copy Share Image
If you're using sex to sell sneakers, then you're not just selling sneakers, you're selling sex as well, and you're contributing to… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Grief remains one of the few things that has the power to silence us. It is a whisper in the world and… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Hold the person that you love closely if they're next to you The one you love, not the person that'll simply have… — Immortal Technique Copy Share Image
“They can’t help it, you know. It happens in the egg,” she reasoned. “As soon as they grow that genitalia, intelligence goes… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
People make fun of cybersex, but it's really something to take into account: it is a drama, a split of the human… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
“Marita Lorenz, was born on August 18, 1939, in Bremen, Germany. In January of 1960 Marita, described as an attractive “curvy, black-haired… — Captain Hank Bracker, The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image
What are you gonna fill your life up with when you don't have that ultimate satisfaction or peace in your life? You… — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
“Do we not each dream of dreams? Do we not dance on the notes of lost memories? Then are we not each… — Nathan Reese Maher Copy Share Image
To me, it doesn't matter if your scapegoats are the Jews, the homosexuals, the male sex, the Masons, the Jesuits, the Welfare… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that. — Tila Tequila Copy Share Image
You know all the surveys say that evangelicals have the best sex life of any other group. — Ted Haggard Copy Share Image
Note to self... Sex with blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
[Sexual] fantasies, like children, are most interesting to the people who have them. — Carol Tavris Copy Share Image
Someone who's 26, 27, has a very different relationship to sex than someone who's 30. — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
For the past twenty years you and I have been fed all day long on good solid lies about sex — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You’re going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants.” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy” — E.J. Eisman Copy Share Image
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