Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant…

“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

— E.J. Eisman

“Ordell knew he wanted to be a hooker the first time he saw Mama zip up her thigh-high boots, lean against the sink and…

— Tom Leins

“Coal Town was primed like a john with a hard-on. All they needed was a willing hooker and it would blow.”

— Sharon Sala

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

— Rodney Dangerfield

If you're going to play a hooker in a movie, the movie has to have the perspective, of course, that it isn't such a…

— Maggie Gyllenhaal

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker…

— Doug Stanhope

Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago

— Ernest Hemingway

The trouble with Hooker is that he's got his headquarters where his hindquarters aught to be.

— Abraham Lincoln

Helen of Troy, a hooker from Upstate New York. Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

“Your father picks you up from prison in a stolen Dodge Neon with an 8-ball in the glove compartment and a hooker named Mandy…

— Dennis Lehane

What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week. As far…

— Jim Norton

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“A moment later, all of the men at the party, stupefied by the way the hooker had gone banshee,”

— Chris Bohjalian

That's what they do to whatever I was - 19 or something. You're the baby hooker. You can ask any woman my age and…

— Lori Petty

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

— Cher