“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
“Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share
