Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings. — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
We love 'I'm a Celebrity,' 'Britain's Got Talent,' 'Saturday Night Takeway,' but they're all live shows. — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
“admirable person. I liked her. I liked them both." "And they both liked you," Anna admitted, recalling the Saturday night phone conversations… — Diane Adams Copy Share Image
I would say what makes me vulnerable is when I allow my mind to spiral. You know? When I start not being… — Lauren Bowles Copy Share Image
I'm very driven by writing. Coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' because it's such a writing job, and we all write our parts… — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
During college is when I started really watching 'SNL' consistently. Every Saturday night, I watched, and it made me be like, Man,… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
The thing I really love about 'Saturday Night Fever' is that the movie is a gritty drama. Most people just remember the… — Max Joseph Copy Share Image
“And it was that idea of the divorce between women and power that made Melissa McCarthy’s parodies of the one time White… — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
“Chelsea was something else. Like an unstoppable force of nature. Similar to a hurricane or a tornado. Or a pit bull. Violet… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“Metcalf came into the room and sat down with a sigh. "Did everybody go nuts all of a sudden? It's Thursday, for… — Kay Hooper Copy Share Image
“If there was a moment that determined the course of my future, I'm pretty sure this was it. I had two somewhat… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
My parents didn't raise me to be religious. The closest we come to worship is the Trinity of Visa, Mastercard, and American… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“You big ugly. You too empty. You desert with your nothing nothing nothing. You scorched suntanned. Old too quickly. Acres of suburbs… — Ania Walwicz Copy Share Image
“There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you. Not like your best friend’s brother who gets you in a… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
“The Cowboy Way Being a Cowboy is doing the right thing; common wisdom born of simple virtues and strong ideals. Above all,… — Charly Gullett Copy Share Image
When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
I want a Sunday kind of love A love to last past Saturday night And I’d like to know it’s more than… — Etta James Copy Share Image
I'd love to go out on a Saturday night with my friends and watch a movie, but that happens really like once… — Lydia Ko Copy Share Image
I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
I would love to carry on with Second City and see where that takes me, but it's always been a dream to… — Sam Richardson Copy Share Image
I don't get nervous because it's Saturday Night Live, I get excited because it's Saturday Night Live. — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
Before I had children, I was - everything about my life was devoted to "Saturday Night Live." — Maya Rudolph Copy Share Image
My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“It was Saturday night at the Tune-In Cafe and the only person inside its dingy walls who wasn't drunk was seriously starting… — Sandra Marton Copy Share Image
John Travolta, who said, My Saturday night fever was nothing compared to my Sunday morning rash. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I'm a really big homebody. If I had my way, a typical Saturday night would be staying home, ordering in, watching a… — Christine Taylor Copy Share Image
I never had any massive burning ambition to be on the box in everyone's front rooms at peak time on Saturday night… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
It's interesting to play a real-life person who has already been a character on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
