And I watch 'Saturday Night Live' religiously, I have since I was a little boy. I watch it basically like one of… — Ty Burrell Copy Share Image
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Me and my brother used to love when my dad walked in with a pizza. We used to watch Nickelodeon every Saturday… — Greg Oden Copy Share Image
I remember lying on the floor of the living room with headphones on when I was four or five years old, listening… — Kevin Richardson Copy Share Image
In order to get the worst possible first impression of Los Angeles one should arrive there by bus, preferably in summer and… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
“Learning dance steps was the sorry Saturday night pursuit of every boardinghouse girl in America” — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
“3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
When I started on 'Saturday Night Live,' I had the choice of wearing contact lenses, which I had never worn before, or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
American sex is generally straight. It happens at 11 o'clock Saturday night. In the rural areas, it happens at nine and it… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
You know you're getting older when - well, first off, when you read almost any story that begins 'You know you're getting… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
I had dreams of conehead aliens when I was little. Before 'Saturday Night Live' did it. And then they came out with… — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
I definitely knew I wanted to be an actor in high school. I was doing plays and musicals, and I loved 'Saturday… — Jerry Trainor Copy Share Image
The weirdest, most eloquent memory I have of the time on the kibbutz is, every Saturday night was movie night, and one… — Chris Claremont Copy Share Image
Give me a Saturday night my baby by my side David Allen Coe and a six pack of light Old dirt road… — Justin Moore Copy Share Image
Every time I see Trump on TV these days, I'm waiting for him to burst out, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“Go to the meat market of a Saturday night and see the crowds of live bipeds staring up at the long rows… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
We're shaking up a format, which I think is always a good thing. The thing about [2011 Oscar hosts] James [Franco] and… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
“All the substances that are the main drugs of abuse today originate in natural plant products and have been known to human… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
I tagged a first-timer one night at fight club. That Saturday night, a young guy with an angel’s face came to his… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“But it wasn't a Primary. It was hell among the yearlings and the Charge of the Light Brigade and Saturday night in… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
“When life comes knockin', it's the heartbroken doo-wop singer who understands regret and the price of loving, the hard-living soul man who… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actor since I was eight years old and I did TV commercials when I was a kid.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
“His feeling of having crashed did not consist of envy, exactly, or even entirely of having outlived himself. It was more like… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
My Saturday night consists of homework, homework, and more homework. I know...I party hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think everybody knows this, but 'Saturday Night Live' is the one you wait for. So when they called, I knew… — Sisqo Copy Share Image
It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny, Gold around my neck, pockets full of money. — Schoolly D Copy Share Image
I wanted to do an episode about Chuck having a gambling problem. I wanted to portray my addiction on the show. But… — Fisher Stevens Copy Share Image
“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
“Saturday night when you have a few shillings in your pocket is the most delicious night of the week.” — Frank McCourt Copy Share Image
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco. — Gene Kelly Copy Share Image
“A long, slow kiss. With mouths open. Teeth knocking. Tongues tangling. The kind my brother Marsh used to call a Saturday Night… — Merline Lovelace Copy Share Image
Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because 'Saturday Night Takeaway' is basically 'Noel's House Party.' — Noel Edmonds Copy Share Image
I'm more of a comedian. I wouldn't mind being on SNL (Saturday Night Live). I think that would be cool. — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
“In Jack's view, you were obliged to sin on Saturday night so you'd have something to atone for Sunday morning.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk sex on a Saturday night. — Brad Nowell Copy Share Image
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