“I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
Blow your brains out and do it right, make sure it's on prime time and on Saturday night. — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
I was in high school when Will Ferrell was first on 'Saturday Night Live', and I remember thinking, 'Man, that guy is… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
Would I rather be on 'Saturday Night Live' or Snapchat? I'd rather be on 'Saturday Night Live.' — Jason Nash Copy Share Image
It turns out that all Netflix streaming peak on Saturday night can fit inside a single fiber optic, which is the size… — Reed Hastings Copy Share Image
I can tell you how bad our boards are... I don't have to watch Saturday Night Live anymore; I just go to… — Carl Icahn Copy Share Image
We went to see him later (on Saturday night) and he was sitting on his hospital bed, getting pelters from my missus… — Sean Lamont Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like sitting watching the telly on a Saturday night. It has such a nice, homely feel. — Limmy Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to thank my amateur trainer. We started at the bottom together. Just because you were born at the bottom doesn't… — Tavoris Cloud Copy Share Image
I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
There was a period of time at Saturday Night Live when I wasn't in a relationship, so I got a taste of… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“We cannot prove the contrary, to be sure—but I wish you a better fate Miss Price, than to be the wife of… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Most musicians I know don't just play music on Saturday night. They play music every day. They are always fiddling around, letting… — Henry Wessel, Jr Copy Share Image
10 years ago, I would've host Saturday Night Live. But to me, the show has declined. For some reason, humor isn't what… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
I was a kid, I loved music, that was our social thing. That's what we bonded on. That's what my Saturday nights… — Stephen Malkmus Copy Share Image
“Like most ministers, Peter was not the best judge of his own sermons. Almost invariably when he thought he had written one… — Catherine Marshall Copy Share Image
“There are things I've given up on Like recording funny answering machine messages. It's part of growing older And the human race… — David Berman Copy Share Image
Use them with care, and use them with respect as to the transformations they can achieve, and you have an extraordinary research… — Alexander Shulgin Copy Share Image
“William Wordsworth was said to have walked 180,000 miles in his lifetime. Charles Dickens captured the ecstasy of near-madness and insomnia in… — Ben Montgomery Copy Share Image
Malcolm: A karate master does not kill people with his bare hands. He does not lose his temper and kill his wife.… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
“Daniel was a little slow getting out of the locker room afterward and was one of the last guys to head to… — Steven James Copy Share Image
“We need to straighten out some personal matters between us. Why don't we do it over dinner tonight?" he suggested. Lauren courteously… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
'Poundshop Kardashians' is Newcastle on a Saturday night. Nobody wears coats - it's all muscles and V-necks and fake tan. — Sam Fender Copy Share Image
One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
If it's Saturday night, and you're sitting on your couch watching 'Showtime at the Apollo,' then you're not a man's man. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' which is a sketch-driven show, to a movie. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Alton: Whatchu packin? .22? A little Saturday night special? Leigh Anne Touhy: Yep. And it shoots just fine every other day of… — The Blind Side Copy Share Image
“He was addled with April. He was dizzy with Spring. He was as drunk as Lem Forrester on a Saturday night.” — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings Copy Share Image
There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity. — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
When I was on 'Mad TV,' I figured my parents were watching, and that was it. It wasn't 'Saturday Night Live,' so… — Orlando Jones Copy Share Image
There are ... just two kinds of girls. Those who go down town Saturday nights, and those who don't. — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' was 100% the most surreal TV we've ever done. Leonardo DiCaprio was on the same show. — Dan Smith Copy Share Image
“Those are the girls I want to meet in a bar on a Saturday night—not the kind I want answering my phones… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Hey man, I gotta live my life, like I ain't got nothin' but this roll of dice. I'm feeling like a Monday,… — Jon Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
They have long lost count of the days, but always if they want to do anything special they say this is saturday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
“It is not mysterious to be home on a Saturday night, reading a novel in a pile of smelly golden retrievers.” — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
I dropped out of college my junior year to do saturday night live, and I didn't even consult my parents. They were… — Julia Louis-Dreyfus Copy Share Image
![“I was just trying to blend the standup that I do almost with like the visual sketch stuff that I did on "Saturday Night Live." And so in terms of how elastic in the world is, we'll see what we can get away with [in John Mulaney show].” quote by John Mulaney](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d58/john-mulaney-7291_comedy_i-was-just-trying-to-blend-the-standup-t_2685854.jpg)
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