Saturday night Quotes

I love a Chinese on a Saturday night.

— Michelle Keegan

I love a bit of Saturday-night TV.

— Mel Giedroyc

I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Billy Eichner

It's sat nite y'all!!!

— Rebecca

Satire is what closes Saturday night.

— Juvenal

I feel uptight on a Saturday night.

— Kiss

I'd like to do 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Willard Scott

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.

— George S. Kaufman

I took my portrait that Kaufman did of me home from the Saturday Night Live TV set.

— Eddie Murphy

I watched 'Saturday Night Live' a ton when I was a kid.

— Nate Bargatze

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

— Stan Freberg

“Conversations, much like Saturday Night Live skits, are often difficult to end.”

— Jonathan Acuff

I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host 'Saturday Night Live.'

— Tracy Morgan

Rich People plan for three generations Poor people plan for Saturday night

— Gloria Steinem

There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.

— Donald Cerrone

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.

— Maya Rudolph

Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so…

— Artie Lange

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday…

— Tina Fey

I wanted to be on 'Saturday Night Live' when I was a kid. It was kind of like growing up playing a…

— Will Sasso

I used to watch a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, and it would play the original 'Saturday Night Live,'…

— Baron Vaughn

Friday and Saturday nights have a funny way of revealing what we really believe on Sunday mornings.

— Mark Hart

I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about…

— Andrew Breitbart

My career has been in a weird kind of like low-flying under the radar-kind of place. I never made it on "Saturday…

— Jim Carrey

When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long…

— Bill Hader

I'm very driven by writing. Coming from 'Saturday Night Live,' because it's such a writing job, and we all write our parts…

— Molly Shannon

There was a band in San Diego, Bluegrass Etc, that played a weekly gig. My parents would take my brother and me…

— Sara Watkins

During college is when I started really watching 'SNL' consistently. Every Saturday night, I watched, and it made me be like, Man,…

— Quinta Brunson

The thing I really love about 'Saturday Night Fever' is that the movie is a gritty drama. Most people just remember the…

— Max Joseph

I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and…

— Jimmy Fallon

I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids…

— Mindy Kaling

“That was what happened to a man in the end: the stuffy room, the wakeful children, the Saturday night movements from the…

— Graham Greene

In the pit of her stomach she realized that everything she raged against on Saturday night-- the restrictions, rules, and guidelines-- was…

— Robin Jones Gunn

Those who marry God can become domesticated too - it's just as hum-drum a marriage as all the others. The word Love…

— Graham Greene

“In an extroverted society, we rarely see ourselves in the mirror. We get alienating feedback. Alienating feedback comes in the form of…

— Laurie Helgoe

I just play to progressive audiences. You know, if they're watching Discovery Channel, History Channel, that kind of thing, "Monty Python" have…

— Eddie Izzard

“TELLING GOD, “THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR COOPERATION.” I love when people thank me for doing something I haven’t done yet. They’ll…

— Jonathan Acuff

“It is not, perhaps, entirely because the whale is so excessively unctuous that landsmen seem to regard the eating of him with…

— Herman Melville

I used to play Saturday night shows with different little groups. If I could get a show, I would do it. I…

— Mick Jagger

One of my career ambitions was fulfilled working with John [Hurt]. I loved his work long before I ever had the idea…

— Gary Oldman

“You can imagine how distraught I feel when I hear about the glorified heroism-free “middle class values,” which, thanks to globalization and…

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb