We've played on 'Saturday Night Live' and got not even a Rolling Stone review. — Gord Downie Copy Share Image
It's Saturday night, so act like a bat, spread your wings, and find some fun tonight. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
The trouble with Freud is that he never played the Glasgow Empire Saturday night. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
'Upright Citizens Brigade' was a huge influence on us. And growing up we never missed 'Saturday Night Live.' — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim. — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“It's more important to look good than to feel good. Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live” — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
My dream is to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' I'm going to do everything to make that happen. — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
Then Saturday Night Live spawns... well, everything right down to American Pie 9, where all humor has to be irrelevant, which can… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except… — Phil Hartman Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
There are a lot of composers who were fantastic, but I challenge them to write a record that you could play five… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
I want to win a Grammy. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone. I want to be a musical… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
I joined the WGA when I got a writing job at 'Saturday Night Live.' That job was the first time I ever… — Julio Torres Copy Share Image
I would say what makes me vulnerable is when I allow my mind to spiral. You know? When I start not being… — Lauren Bowles Copy Share Image
“admirable person. I liked her. I liked them both." "And they both liked you," Anna admitted, recalling the Saturday night phone conversations… — Diane Adams Copy Share Image
“And even though I’d cried in my bed every night since, feeling his phantom arms around me, it had been worth eight… — Nicole Williams Copy Share Image
The things I did on Saturday Night Live are going to stay as Saturday Night Live. You've never seen Eddie Murphy do… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The story we hear over and over again is: Boy in science class, very nice to the girl, says, "Please come to… — Kirsten Gillibrand Copy Share Image
“After the picture had been shooting for a couple of weeks, Jean had a party at his house on a Saturday night.… — Robert Wagner Copy Share Image
“Last Saturday night I was in a club on the South Side of Chicago listening to live rock music and talking to… — Jamie Freveletti Copy Share Image
“Let Me Tell You That You’re Beautiful At a young age I felt the need to protect people. My soon to… — Jennae Cecelia Copy Share Image
“All this was only, in my father's estimation, a means; the end was the Earthly Paradise, the translation of William Morris's 'News… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
“Now listen up— you cannot let a fear of failure, or a fear of comparison, or a fear of judgement, stop you… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,… — Elizabeth Wurtzel Copy Share Image
Heres to the kids. the kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke and Patrick or Sonny playing… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I want to be known for the work I've done, as opposed to where I go on Saturday nights. — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show. — David Spade Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
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