I didn't always have 14,000 people wanting to hang out with me on a Saturday night. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a Saturday night... your friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You arent the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine from college is married to Neil Levy, who started on 'Saturday Night Live' in the early days and… — Richard LaGravenese Copy Share Image
“i just can't muster up enough pride for a town whose most cosmopolitan area is the Taco Bell car park on a… — chris colfer Copy Share Image
We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
“A good mystery keeps you up on Saturday night. A bad mystery puts you to sleep on Sunday afternoon. Either way, you… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
Peyton Manning is funny, hence the 'Saturday Night Live'; you see him in his commercials. He's funny. — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
We go every Friday and Saturday night to our community family center. Our favorite thing is broomball on the ice hockey rink.… — Jim Bob Duggar Copy Share Image
I've never watched old repeats of Saturday Night Live because I can't bear it. I mean reruns of older seasons of stuff,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I was voted Most Humorous in my senior class in high school, and I was a fan of comedy, my whole life.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I didn't respond to the kind of sarcastic tone. It felt like some of the Sarah Palin speech was written as though… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
Dad says Specter gets steak every Saturday night for the rest of his life.""Specter will hold him to that, I'm sure." Diana… — Jayne Ann Krentz Copy Share Image
I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. This meal is expected to be elaborate: appetizers,… — Ina Garten Copy Share Image
Saturday Night Takeaway' is the show we always wanted to make. It's a direct descendant of 'Game For A Laugh' and 'Noel's… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
Hiro is a talented drifter. This is the kind of lifestyle that sounded romantic to him as recently as five years ago.… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“A kind of joyous hysteria moved into the room, everything flying before the wind, vehicles outside getting dented to hell, the crowd… — Annie Proulx Copy Share Image
“Inching into the room, it’s clear something is wrong here. There’s a tingling sensation up my legs and back before I can… — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Here's to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
“During all that time I didn't see Willie. I didn't see him again until he announced in the Democratic primary in 1930.… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
“Go to the meat market of a Saturday night and see the crowds of live bipeds staring up at the long rows… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
“All the substances that are the main drugs of abuse today originate in natural plant products and have been known to human… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
We're shaking up a format, which I think is always a good thing. The thing about [2011 Oscar hosts] James [Franco] and… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I actually wrote my first zombie book way before I got the job on 'Saturday Night Live. — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have "plans. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Normally, 'Saturday Night Live' is about as entertaining as an ocular migraine. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
I can remember being a kid and listening to the Grand Ole Opry on Saturday night. — B. J. Thomas Copy Share Image
Saturday night in Toledo Ohio, Is like being nowhere at all, All through the day how the hours rush by, You sit… — John Denver Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Live' has always been, you know, non-partisan - whoever's in power should probably be challenged. — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
'Saturday Night Fever,' Paula Abdul, 'Fame,' Debbie Allen... all affected me and the generation before me. — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image