Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That's not… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
In my 20s, I was a freelance writer with little money and living in a rabbit warren one-and-a-half-bedroom with a roommate. — Alissa Quart Copy Share Image
I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost… — Kim Raver Copy Share Image
I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing. — Cory Monteith Copy Share Image
Butch put his hand on his roommate's nape and murmured, "I'll do the saving until you get your head back, how about… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Down payment on the Jaguar, your roommate got credit. 12 months on the lease, that's a come up baby don't you ever… — Drake Copy Share Image
After about a month of living on my own, I began to feel it. I bought some plants. I remember I named… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn't want to go to by friends.… — Michael Chiklis Copy Share Image
Mona knocked at the wrong time. “Uh…yeah…wait a minute, Mona -- ” Mona shouted through the door. “Room service, gentlemen. Just pull… — Armistead Maupin Copy Share Image
Every player had a roommate for out-of-town games, so I had to slip into the bathroom early each morning and secretly take… — Ron Santo Copy Share Image
Before Clary could respond, Jace’s eyes slid open. He looked up at the warlock, dazzled and dizzy. “What are you doing here?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I lived with Ilana Glazer of 'Broad City.' She was my roommate for a year and a half. I was living with… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever tried to share pizza iwth roommates knows that Communism cannot ever work. If Lenin and Marx had just… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
When I was 16, I was in Boston and some friends said, 'You want to go to New York?,' I went with… — Stana Katic Copy Share Image
If my college roommate is a slob, ima be like the girl from the movie, steal they cat n'shit..that'll teach em. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the… — Mike Evans Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a brick, and only highly functional on… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were gonna smush, so let me not get… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“As most college freshmen are, I was randomly assigned a roommate by an old computer with a terrible sense of irony and… — Matt Bellassai Copy Share Image
“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up,… — Mac DeMarco Copy Share Image
I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
I even lived on campus to get the college experience. I had five roommates and I still keep in touch with them… — Tatyana Ali Copy Share Image
“Babies are the worst roommates. They’re unemployed. They don’t pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would… — Katie Holmes Copy Share Image
The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don't live with a lover or roommate who doesn't respect your… — Grace Paley Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother -… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
My students often say, 'My roommate read this story and really liked it,' and it's hard to convince them that there are… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
He isn’t like us Low. You know that right.” I knew what Cage was saying. Marcus was out of my league. He… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
“ When they arrived at his apartment, Allen's roommate Tim, was lying on the faux black leather sofa in the living room watching… — Monica Mathis-Stowe Copy Share Image
“My roommate sits on the couch doing something on his laptop computer and I look at a half-filled coffee cup on the… — Sam Pink Copy Share Image
Honestly, I’d prefer to live with gay guys. They’re the cleanest, and they just take care of stuff. Because I’m always away,… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
I moved to Paris and I didn't really know what I wanted to do, but I moved in with a friend who… — Pauline Chalamet Copy Share Image
We talked--recent history only--and Lucas relayed the story of how Francis came to be his roommate. "He showed up at the door… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“But I do like a certain standard of living—I think it’s fair to say the garbage shouldn’t literally overflow, and the plates… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image