I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best of luck not getting murdered by the roommate you found on Craigslist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think I could live with anybody. I had roommates, and it's not for me. I like my space! — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
I liked watching myself on TV. My first job was hosting the 'Roommate Game'. — Dave Annable Copy Share Image
Like a college roommate you were a crappy friend that took more than you gave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My roommate’s not suicidal But it sounds sexier than saying that she closes her eyes sometimes when she’s changing lanes.” — Chad Anderson Copy Share Image
I've never really lived with somebody. Only for very brief periods. I learned I'm not a good roommate. I'm better off when… — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
And what else is she?" Jerome asked. Jazza didn't offer any reply so I chimed in with, "A bitchweasel?" "A bitchweasel!" Jazza's… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
she thought I could find a way to save her soul when she died and became an undead. Right now, I was… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
Cooper was my road roommate, and also happened to be the first African American player drafted by a National Basketball Association team. — Bob Cousy Copy Share Image
I think thats what theyre going through but it gets magnified times a million on television. I think theyre just having normal… — Whitney Port Copy Share Image
From what my friends tell me, apparently some guys can be pretty intimidated by me when they find out what I do.… — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t the best idea Aaron Foster had ever come up with, but he was desperate. It had been three months since… — Staci Stallings Copy Share Image
“Well, you’re my roommate. You’ve smoked my pot. That makes us bros. It’s not really anything crazy, though. We just meet a… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
I was roommates with 2 of the guys who were influential in forming the Black Arts philosophy. I called them "goons," and… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Will you live over there?" Phury asked. "Live over where?" Butch cut in. "You mean you won't be able to fight with… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Last year I picked up the New York Times and there was a story about a kid from Dartmouth who was bragging… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
Imagine if James Brown was your roommate. What? Do you know how much fun you'd be having all the time? Oh my… — Kyle Copy Share Image
The fact that my college roommate & I are on the same page about our room set up and decorations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And he was not lonely. Never had been. Vengeance was one hell of a roommate.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Oh shit! Albright? He blogged about you. You don't want to read it. -Erica's Roommate — The Social Network Copy Share Image
A fun prank to play on your roommate is to not pay rent for 3 months. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You’re getting a new roommate. Now be nice. I’ve heard stories about you.” She wagged a finger at him. Ben” — Annabeth Albert Copy Share Image
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was.… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“The qualities we appreciate in a character are not the same as those we would look for in a college roommate.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“There's no danger of me forgetting, but if you think the threat of a seven-foot-tall bear of a roommate is my only… — Skye Callahan Copy Share Image
I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I have a roommate, and I signed a year lease. I screwed up! That's like I wrote a joke that didn't work,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Rose scowled. 'I should be the one staying. I should be Jill's roommate. No offense, Sydney. We need you for the paperwork,… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
When I was in school, my former roommate went through hazing. I heard the stories, but I don't think I've seen a… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll… — Drake Copy Share Image
![“I was roommates with 2 of the guys who were influential in forming the Black Arts philosophy. I called them "goons," and [Amiri] Baraka took offense at that. But if you read his autobiography, the night we went up there for a fundraiser, he talks about how he wished that some violence would happen…” quote by Ishmael Reed](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/5bd/ishmael-reed-7430_art_i-was-roommates-with-2-of-the-guys-who-w_2825561.png)
