I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks. — Joan Walsh Anglund Copy Share Image
I look at my roommates who are so proud of me that it makes me proud. — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school. — Barbara Dana Copy Share Image
Interesting" he said. "You know, Simon never mentioned that his roommate was a werewolf. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
One really smart way for a straight guy to get chicks without leaving home is by having a gay roommate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first college roommate greeted me with a shocked silence followed by, 'So. . .you're black. — Al Roker Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“calling her mother who didn’t seem particularly worried, but claimed she had no idea,” Jett said. “The roommate’s gone with her, so… — J.C. Reed Copy Share Image
When I was doing 'Spring Awakening' the first couple of years I was living in New York, I was gay, and I… — Jonathan Groff Copy Share Image
“There is little worse than when the person to whom you want to apologize is having great sex in your room.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would’ve moved out or demanded that your roommate get… — Richard D. Wolff Copy Share Image
Get your product in front of actual, living, breathing strangers. Your college roommate's approval does not mean there's market demand. — Kathryn Minshew Copy Share Image
I had never thought about living with a girlfriend as a roommate post-divorce, but when I decided to come back to New… — Tinsley Mortimer Copy Share Image
There are reports that President Obama and his family may move to New York City after his term is over. Unfortunately, the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Andrew Keenan-Bolger was my college roommate for two years. Instead of going to tap class, we'd be in our underwear eating Flamin'… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
“Lester and I have gotten to know each other and are slowly getting used to living together. We’ve had all the conversations… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard, being apart all the time." "It really is. If Lucas were still here, everything would be different." Vic's… — Claudia Gray Copy Share Image
“You didn’t seem to see me as a woman any more. I was just this . . . roommate. A roommate you barely spoke… — Carol Mason Copy Share Image
You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It's hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good… — Ariel Pink Copy Share Image
Yes, 'Black Girl/White Girl' might be described as a 'coming-of-age' novel, at least for the survivor Genna. It is also intended as… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
When people ask me what I miss most about the game, it's being in the locker room and getting to know the… — Earl Monroe Copy Share Image
I don't actually have cable. I watch TV, but only shows that I buy on DVD. As a result my TV rage… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“Her roommate was at the table with a grin that was all trouble. “So you’re not going to tell me about last… — Lisa Kessler Copy Share Image
“It was great not having a roommate. I didn’t have to turn the lights off and go to bed, like, ever. I… — Cat Marnell Copy Share Image
My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
I produced a play in New York that got nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Best American Play.The play is… — Adam Richman Copy Share Image
“You have a roommate." "Yeah." He sounds confused. "The, um, picture on your door surprised me." "NO. No. I prefer my women… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack.… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
“Babies are the worst roommates. They’re unemployed. They don’t pay rent. They keep insane hours. Their hygiene is horrible. If you had… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I… — Barry W. Lynn Copy Share Image
And then there were the wallflowers who had recognized for years that the thing was hopeless, who had found in that information… — Renata Adler Copy Share Image
I'm a typical college girl; I love to shop and gossip with my roommates about boys and whatnot. — Alicia Sacramone Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image