Roommate Quotes · Page 2

My college roommate is moving to Colorado now. Can someone help him pack his black-light posters?

— Anonymous

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling.

— Christina Ricci

I've never had a roommate, even when I was growing up.

— Jennette McCurdy

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as capitalism...

— Richard D. Wolff

I hope my college roommate is freaking awesome! I don't want to be stuck with some freak.

— Anonymous

He was so romantic. He always made sure that his roommate was asleep before we'd do it.

— Grace

I really hope one of my best friends is my college roommate.

— Anonymous

Getting to be the 'weird roommate' on a sitcom was a dream come true.

— Lauren Lapkus

I've always believed that you often need less. You don't need to hear why people are friends, you don't need to hear…

— John Mulaney

I have the best roommates in the world! It creates a fun sense of family... and that's really important to me. Things…

— Kristen Bell

“I'm only sleeping on your couch because my boyfriend of two years decided it would be fun to screw my roommate and…

— Colleen Hoover

[Juan Wauters] got the tips for Queens because he grew up there.So him and my roommate, Matt Volz, they hooked me up,…

— Mac DeMarco

“As most college freshmen are, I was randomly assigned a roommate by an old computer with a terrible sense of irony and…

— Matt Bellassai

I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a…

— Max Greenfield

Before Simon could answer, he heard the sound of the front door opening. He looked daggers at Jace. "That's my roommate. Kyle.…

— Cassandra Clare

Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there. Put the key under the mat and you know I'll…

— Drake

I moved to Paris and I didn't really know what I wanted to do, but I moved in with a friend who…

— Pauline Chalamet

“My roommate sits on the couch doing something on his laptop computer and I look at a half-filled coffee cup on the…

— Sam Pink

I'm an only child, and in college, I was given a single, and then I lived with people for, like, two years…

— Ari Graynor

I moved in with a roommate who told me, 'Stay with me until you can afford rent. Don't give up.' People who…

— Chrissy Metz

We're very aggressive speakers. I remember when I was with one of my roommates in New York - and she's Portuguese, too…

— Daniela Ruah

I gained the weight on purpose for 'Little Nicky,' and it was one of those cases where I'd done a few roles…

— Allen Covert

My roommate in college in Austin, Texas, was Wes Anderson. Wes always wanted to be a director. I was an English major…

— Owen Wilson

Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always…

— Jim Gaffigan

And then there were the wallflowers who had recognized for years that the thing was hopeless, who had found in that information…

— Renata Adler

I was interested in the question of the power of religious organizations to effect public policy in a negative way. When I…

— Barry W. Lynn

“You have a roommate." "Yeah." He sounds confused. "The, um, picture on your door surprised me." "NO. No. I prefer my women…

— Stephanie Perkins

I produced a play in New York that got nominated for an Outer Critics Circle Award for Best American Play.The play is…

— Adam Richman

My one-time roommate Claire had inherited the house from her uncle, and when she went off to bigger and better things, she’d…

— Karen Chance

“It was great not having a roommate. I didn’t have to turn the lights off and go to bed, like, ever. I…

— Cat Marnell

One of the things that adds tension to our lives is small frustrations. Losing car keys can give you a panic attack.…

— Jennifer James

I have two roommates, so it's a challenge to keep the house the way I like.

— Evangeline Lilly

The people who know Ted Cruz best despise him, including his former college roommate.

— David Brock

The other day I walked in on my roommate while I was masturbating.

— Nick Thune

My college roommate must be able to handle my random British accents.

— Anonymous

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

— Anne Lamott

All up in my room but I aint tryna roommate her, She all up in my drawers like like its room raiders.

— Big Sean

Your trash can is full of energy bar wrappers." "You were looking through my trash?

— Rainbow Rowell

Me and my roommate wrote and directed a little short comedy called 'The Elevator.

— Heather Morris

Dear future college roommate, you better enjoy brownie mix.

— Anonymous