Religion Quotes by Bill Maher

I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

— Bill Maher

“I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.”

— Bill Maher

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.

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The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.

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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

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“I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.”

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I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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Religion is bad and drugs are good.

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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

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In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

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If you ignore every single thing Jesus told you to do, you are just auditing. You're not a Christian.

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In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

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People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

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Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price.

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“Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex crime.”

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I love Jesus. I just don't like the Christians who don't believe in what he says.

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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book…

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If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and…

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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies…

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“Jesus is great -- is there a better role model? No. It's religion, it's the people who get in between -- the…

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I…

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I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm…

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If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and…

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To even win a nomination in this country, you have to say you're a person of great faith. You have to pledge…

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If we go back to the beginning, we shall find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that fancy, enthusiasm, or deceit…

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Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't…

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What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they…

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“Isn't it time we asked ourselves, are we willing to accept any behavior codified within religious or cultural practice? Is there no…

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Rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only…

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“Of course, we in the West like to pat ourselves on the back and say we're more tolerant, and we are--but tolerance…

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The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force.…

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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and…

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“New Rule: Let the Pope be Pope. An animal-rights group in Italy has asked Pope Benedict to give up his fur-trimmed cape…

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“There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no…

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Americans are finally coming to a point where they're accepting of religious criticism, is because George Bush is the first president who…

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“New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bush…

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“New Rule: Death isn’t always sad. This week, the Reverend Jerry Falwell died, and millions of Americans asked, “Why? Why, God? Why…didn’t…

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“New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple of weeks ago, I…

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I think religion is bad and drugs are good.

— Bill Maher

Religion is bad, drugs are good.

— Bill Maher