People Quotes by Bill Maher

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

— Bill Maher

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.

— Bill Maher

The country can't get well if the people are sick. And the people are sick.

— Bill Maher

What mostly prevents black people from voting is that drug laws send them to prison, and then they can't vote.

— Bill Maher

A lot of people say they are dyslexic; some have to realize that they are just stupid.

— Bill Maher

We take one group of people and we demonize them. Trying to turn people against our Muslim friend and neighbors.

— Bill Maher

People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

— Bill Maher

Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.

— Bill Maher

During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was…

— Bill Maher

Republicans are obsessed with abortion...if they really wanted to protect the weakest, most helpless people, wouldn't they protect the Democrats?

— Bill Maher

Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies…

— Bill Maher

Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it,…

— Bill Maher

Only cowards push a button from thousands of miles away, or tens of thousands of feet up, to kill people who can't…

— Bill Maher

People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They're DEFINITELY GAY!!

— Bill Maher

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I…

— Bill Maher

There's a new iPad out...People are going nuts for this thing...And, today, Mitt Romney said, 'It's a flat piece of white plastic.…

— Bill Maher

The Founding Fathers were more deists. If you had to categorize them as anything. There was some sort of moving prime force.…

— Bill Maher

Reverend Ted Haggard's followers still think he's not gay. I'm not kidding. In their world, there are no gay people. There are…

— Bill Maher

I always say people would rather be nice than right. I like to be nice too, but come on. People frequently ask…

— Bill Maher

The people [in the USA] are not very well informed. They certainly don't know history. They certainly are not interested in foreign…

— Bill Maher

Barack Obama is the President of the United States, a politician in America, a very religious country, so I understand why he…

— Bill Maher

People say to me all the time, "I get my news from your show." And that isn't the way they should get…

— Bill Maher

Rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. And those who consider themselves only…

— Bill Maher

I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will…

— Bill Maher

Americans are finally coming to a point where they're accepting of religious criticism, is because George Bush is the first president who…

— Bill Maher

Sarah Palin has already had an effect on foreign relations... The new president of Pakistan, Ali Zardari, is in hot water, because…

— Bill Maher

People do not want to be disillusioned by the new president [Barak Obama]. The liberals felt, finally, this is our time. Now…

— Bill Maher

People, especially the liberals, just live in this world where if anything is said that offends anybody even a little bit, not…

— Bill Maher

Politicians will promise some pretty ridiculous things. They will promise a chicken in every pot. They'll promise that they'll keep Social Security…

— Bill Maher

Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments…

— Bill Maher

When I do stand-up around the country, I often see people walk out. This is a show that they've purposely gone to,…

— Bill Maher

I'm just honest. They [asians] don't want to see black people generally in their movies.

— Bill Maher

In today's Republican Party, there's a term for people who hate charity and love killing: 'Christian.'

— Bill Maher

Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

— Bill Maher

In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

— Bill Maher

I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

— Bill Maher

You can't pray away global warming, and that's the difference between religious people and sane people.

— Bill Maher

Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?

— Bill Maher

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

— Bill Maher

If a President must constantly remind the people that we're at war, then we're not.

— Bill Maher