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Thinking Quotes by Bill Maher

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A political party can act out of fear of what a leader might do, chasing power at any cost. The speaker says religion often blocks critical thinking, calling faith a purposeful suspension of reason. He also points out that some politicians are chosen just to win elections.

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I think Mitt Romney is a symptom. I think the problem is the Republican Party.

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I hate religion. I think it's a neurological disorder.

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In fact, because people are religious, they think they can do bad things.

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Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.

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I think the news people no longer have any idea of what covering the news is.

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I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.

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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

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People are either good or they're not. Religion doesn't make anybody good, I don't think.

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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it,…

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We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I…

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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don't. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.

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I think I know now why we are occupying Iraq. In case we have to sell America and move to a smaller…

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If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

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Do you think it's possible that when we're on something like marijuana or mushrooms and we believe we're having a really spiritual…

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I think the reason why more rapists go into the military is the same reason why predators go into the Catholic Church.…

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Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did…

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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it's sexy but one thing…

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Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant…

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Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy…

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Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith, and enable and…

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When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That's something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. That's different.…

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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have time to sue a company if the coffee was…

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A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon…

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Reverend Ted Haggard's followers still think he's not gay. I'm not kidding. In their world, there are no gay people. There are…

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I'm definitely good. I'm not bad; I'm extremely honest, and I allow no bullshit to pass by my radar. And that will…

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I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing: while you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them, and…

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...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely…

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Americans are finally coming to a point where they're accepting of religious criticism, is because George Bush is the first president who…

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People, especially the liberals, just live in this world where if anything is said that offends anybody even a little bit, not…

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Now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the Teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are…

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I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for…

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I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.

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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

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There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

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I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff.

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I just don't think a lot of Republicans like it when single women have sex.

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I think Democrats are complacent. They think that Russia is going to save us. Bob Mueller is going to come in with…

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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

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