Plane Quotes · Page 16

Few things make me sadder than when someone farts on a plane and I can't escape it...

— Olivia Munn

Flying to Fair Isle from Lerwick is an experience I'll never forget.

— Douglas Henshall

Between the ages of 12 and 15, I wanted to be a pilot because I thought it would be glamorous and dangerous.

— Jed Mercurio

“The X-Plane author compared piloting Martian aircraft to flying a supersonic ocean liner.”

— Randall Munroe

“We're all in crashing plane, and everybody is fighting over who gets to sit in first class.”

— Aaron Nordquist

The criticism is, once I get something flying, I lose interest in it.

— Burt Rutan

Why don't we just buy one airplane and let the pilots take turns flying it.

— Calvin Coolidge

Most budget airlines anywhere in the world are going to leave you dissatisfied after using them.

— Chris Hadfield

Oh and Joey Jordison called and said he digs our new record. Last night was beyond that which words can describe. Now…

— Danny Worsnop

I try to avoid British tourists who moan, 'That were a terrible flight, luv, the seats were awful, did you see how…

— Michaela Strachan

Everything I had ever learned about air fighting taught me that the man who is aggressive, who pushes a fight, is the…

— Robert S. Johnson

“In referance to flying through thunderstorms; "A pilot may earn his full pay for that year in less than two minutes. At…

— Ernest K. Gann

Further south, there are some airports, but none our size. Our airport is the gateway to the southern Kansas City.

— James Green

I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his…

— Marc Reisner

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on…

— Johnny Vegas

No aeroplane you've ever gotten into had less than thousands of flights before they took their first passenger. Because vehicles are unsafe…

— Chris Hadfield

I'm very comfortable in the air. And if you're really in love with flight, you're in love to a certain extent with…

— Ellen McLaughlin

I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two…

— Frank Carson

My main incentive now is to be so successful that I can get a private jet and sit with the pilot. I…

— Sam Smith

I'm really lucky because I can sleep on planes. I wear an eye mask, I have a book, and I sit down…

— Stella Maxwell

I'll never forget this one time on an airplane when I was told in front of everyone that I had to purchase…

— Rosie Mercado

I have often been asked what I think about at the moment of take-off. Of course, no pilot sits and feels his…

— Amelia Earhart

“I spend a great deal of time on airplanes traveling from one speaking engagement to the next. There have been times when…

— Susan C. Young

I really believe that the more distractions and fixes I remove from my life, the better I'll feel about myself. The biggest…

— Dave Gahan

“1954. Smog prevents airplanes from landing and ships from docking for three days.”

— James Frey

“You're on a plane! We're all on planes. Life is dangerous and complicated and... it's a long way down.”

— House MD

I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home.

— David Attenborough

I don't know if you'll see me jumping out of planes anytime soon.

— Jason Biggs

I don't think the jet-setting life is really for most people.

— Jim Parsons

Aviation is for the common man. My goal is to enable everyone to fly. It shouldnt be only for the rich.

— Tony Fernandes

To invent an airplane is nothing. To build one is something. But to fly is everything.

— Otto Lilienthal

I gave my hero a talent I'd love to have. Who wouldn't want to fly?

— J. K. Rowling

I wanted to become a pilot. My cousin is a pilot so I really wanted to fly.

— Tanishk Bagchi

I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

— Gene Simmons

“...People are not one-dimensional. People do not live on one plane...”

— R. Elizabeth Carpenter

I was interested in aerospace and flying, and the U.S. is really the best place in the world for flying.

— Kalpana Chawla

On the second airplane to france and we're done ! yeyyyyyyyyy !! this one was more full :P

— Shmmopy

Eleven days before 9/11, I was on a plane with the 9/11 hijackers who were carrying out a dry run.

— Rob Lowe

There wont be any miracle, if you want to fly in the sky you will have to invent an aeroplane.

— Senoraroy

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

— Kristen Schaal