Plane Quotes

Plane food is terrible.

— Jihae

My heart has jet lag.

— Karen Marie Moning

“automatic pilot, numb”

— Stuart Woods

Planes do not inspire me.

— Rosalia

I want to skydive.

— Dylan Sprouse

I love to fly so much.

— Karine Vanasse

Jet lag is for amateurs.

— Dick Clark

I fly a light aircraft.

— Jonathan Agnew

I'm on a different plane like Hervé Villechaize

— Chino XL

We did learn how to fly planes, which is pretty wild.

— Monica Barbaro

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

— Craig Ferguson

“Airports and train stations are where you get to cry”

— Karen Joy Fowler

Everyone says to hydrate on the plane, but I don't.

— Emily Weiss

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

— Steven Wright

I hate flying so I always drive.

— Forrest Griffin

“Pilots, not eagles, attend flight school.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

We built a jet airplane to get in and out of a 5,000-ft field. No one believed it could be done.

— Joe Sutter

Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.

— Anonymous

I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.

— Anonymous

Cant you see the private jets flyin over you? Maybach bumper sticker read What would Hova do?

— Kanye West

When I was training to be a pilot, there was a large section in the book on how to drop mail from…

— Rahul Gandhi

I hate flying, taking my clothes off, and going through the whole security.

— Harry Dean Stanton

You want to fly in jets, and I just want to fly" -Baby Carlyle

— Cecily von Ziegesar

Its a bird! its a plane! oh, wait, its just that flying fuck I dont give.

— Anonymous

We always see the innocent victims in the stories, and I am a little bored with that. I am much more interested…

— Bill Williams

You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip…

— Alonzo Bodden

... my daughter McKenna thought I sang with the Everly Brothers ... I said, 'no I was one of the Righteous Brothers'…

— Bill Medley

It was my view that no kill was worth the life of a wingman. . . . Pilots in my unit who…

— Erich Hartmann

OMG delays again going through SFO.Missed connection. I love SF but in the future I will do anything to avoid that airport.

— Dr Drew

Airlines go in the long run at the competition to reason. For the passenger the competition is good, because each competitor tries…

— Niki Lauda

Get to book 19 flights right now. I hate booking flights cause I SUCK at making decisions! But now I have to…

— Frankie Muniz

Aviation will give new nourishment to the religious sprit of mankind. It will add airspace to those other great heighteners of the…

— Christian Morgenstern

We really didn't devote a lot of time to investigating the scariest aspects of our flight. It was more challenging and productive…

— Buzz Aldrin

“Qhuinn dived into the plane, pulled himself into the pilot’s seat, and tried to make sense of all the…fucking hell, there were…

— J R Ward

The airplane is just a bunch of sticks and wires and cloth, a tool for learning about the sky and about what…

— Richard Bach

“I'm here for several reason, Mr. Pepin, first of all for aid. When something tragic happens in our skies, we do our…

— Adam Ross

Actually, that's one of the things I like most about my job: There isn't much of a day-to-day. For example, last week,…

— Jeremy Hansen

Look around on your next plane trip. The iPad is the new pacifier for babies and toddlers. Younger school-aged children read stories…

— Maryanne Wolf

“• While a female flight attendant was serving food from the meal cart, a female passenger thrust a small bundle of trash…

— Elliott Hester

I have often been asked what I think about at the moment of take-off. Of course, no pilot sits and feels his…

— Amelia Earhart