Plane Quotes · Page 18

“Why do they call the room pilots sit a 'Cockpit'? Sounds like a place roosters go to die!!”

— Neil Leckman

I always sit in the back of a plane. It's much safer. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain!

— Tommy Cooper

Death is the handmaiden of the pilot. Sometimes it comes by accident, sometimes by an act of God.

— Albert Scott Crossfield

I guess maybe you don’t get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles

— Jim Butcher

It's not like I'm a rookie pilot. In fact, I invented airplanes. And air.

— David Blatt

“Christmas 2022 was a time where a million passengers suffered flight delays and cancellations.”

— Steven Magee

When your flying in a jet aircraft, everything goes much faster.

— Shannon Walker

I always sit in the tail end of a plane, always. You never hear of an plane backing into a mountain.

— Tommy Cooper

A jet plane cannot mow the lawn, but it can fly to distant destinations. Don't worry so much about what you can't…

— Dan Millman

When you put more than a million kids in school, you take a plane today and go to Haiti, you cannot see…

— Michel Martelly

The dramatic critic who is without prejudice is on the plane with the general who does not believe in taking human life.

— George Jean Nathan

I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a private jet, and one flight…

— George Clooney

“Riječ je barut, začas plane. Nezadovoljstava uvijek ima, svakakvih, ali nikad ne buknu sama od sebe. Riječ ih upali.”

— Anonymous

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now…

— Kanye West

The only person I've been able to get to go up with me, who looks forward to it as much as I…

— John F. Kennedy Jr

But when I was selected, after my very first tour of squadron duty, to become one of the youngest candidates for the…

— Alan Shepard

Actually, that's one of the things I like most about my job: There isn't much of a day-to-day. For example, last week,…

— Jeremy Hansen

I'm not bound to be in aviation at all. I'm here only because I love the sky and flying more than anything…

— Charles Lindbergh

Accuracy means something to me. It's vital to my sense of values. I've learned not to trust people who are inaccurate. Every…

— Charles Lindbergh

A new helicopter service called Gotham Air is now offering users cheap flights from Manhattan to JFK or Newark airports that start…

— Jimmy Fallon

I remain fearless of airplanes after 9/11. But during a trip to Los Angeles on a Boeing 767, I couldn't keep my…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I love being able to go on local flights when the weather is right. I've popped to the Isle of Wight, Cornwall…

— Jay Kay

The airline business is crazy. I've not been enamored with the industry in general. You can't depend on anybody and anything. It's…

— Robert Brooks

You know I never used to be a bad flyer, but I did start to have a fear of flying after I…

— Rachel McAdams

Flying is like sex - I've never had all I wanted but occasionally I've had all I could stand.

— Stephen Coonts

Ain't holding on to nothing, I been trained to blow it. Pick your favorite place I get the plane we going.

— Wiz Khalifa

I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.

— Jesse Ventura

I figured if the plane goes down, I'll go with a great genius and will always have my name connected with his.

— Matthew Sweet

“Airlines ticket counter for Flight 77, bound for Los Angeles.Within the next 20 minutes,they would”

— Anonymous

Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way.

— Garth Brooks

“One of the most difficult things a pilot must learn is to be patient with the weather. ”

— David Helms

“All I wanted to do was fly. Is that too much to ask for?”

— Greg Holch

Flying does not rely so much on strength, as on physical and mental co-ordination.

— Raymonde de Laroche

I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.

— Joel Gretsch

Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets.

— Dominic Holland

I will jump on anybody's private plane at the drop of a hat. I'm an old-fashioned lower-middle-class boy.

— Eric Idle

Being on a commercial airplane is actually one of the safest places you can be on the planet.

— Doug Liman

I have always felt it is my destiny to build a machine that would allow man to fly.

— Leonardo da Vinci

I'm not a fan of flying. Any bumps whatsoever, and my mind starts playing tricks on me.

— Larry Nance, Jr

I'd never been on a plane until I went to the Peach Bowl my freshman year at Iowa.

— Bret Bielema