Plane Quotes · Page 15

“Commercial airlines rely upon pressure to keep their passengers properly oxygenated. In preflight safety”

— Kevin Fong

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Flying used to be so great but now it's more of a trial.

— Michelle Stuart

It's never good when you're in an airplane and it suddenly feels like you're outdoors.

— Josh Gates

If you had to buy a new plane every time you flew somewhere, it would be incredibly expensive.

— Elon Musk

I don't mind flying. I always pass out before the plane leaves the ground.

— Naomi Campbell

Flying is just such a hassle. If I had a million dollars, I would teleport.

— Jermaine Fowler

Nothing bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin Tendulkar on it.

— Waqar Younis

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging…

— Billy Connolly

I think aerobatic flying is athletic. I don't do aerobatic flying, but I would put that in a category of a sport.…

— John Travolta

As my friends will tell you, I am a superior agonizer. Believe me, you do not want me in the cockpit of…

— Erik Larson

As with most phobias, the fear of flying does make some sense, but if ever there was a fear worth quashing then…

— Beth Ditto

Security theater is the idea of putting on a big show of security in order to make people feel safe. That's why…

— Adam Conover

I did want to be a pilot. I wanted to be a military pilot because I liked airplanes. I was interested in…

— Roman Romanenko

I've always been a bad flyer, but I don't let it get in the way of travelling. I love stepping off the…

— Louise Nurding

It is not the visions but the activity which makes you happy, and the joy and glory of the flier is the…

— Isak Dinesen

I also want to take cognizance of the fact that this flight was made out in the open with all the possibilities…

— John F. Kennedy

I would like to mention that I have flown the 262 first in May ‘43. At this time, the aircraft was completely…

— Adolf Galland

The first time I flew, it was being alive. Nothing was pressing under me. I was living in the fullness of air;…

— William Wharton

Why do airline pilots always call passengers "folks"? I don't usually take umbrage at generic terminology--I'm one of those forward-thinkers who believes…

— C.E. Murphy

“Think about taking a trip on an airplane. Before taking off, the pilot has a very clear destination in mind, which hopefully…

— Stephen R. Covey

What of the Wright boys in Dayton? Just around the corner they had a shop and did a bicycle business-and they wanted…

— Carl Sandburg

“That I’ve horrified many flight attendants across the globe with my oft-thought morbid ritual of listening to Tuesday’s Gone as we fly…

— Ava Ayers

When I was a kid it was big news when someone flew around the world in a little aeroplane, but nobody cared…

— Gary Numan

Why should I pay for business? Fly coach, you arrive at the same time.

— Erik Prince

If I flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.

— Kenneth Copeland

The successful pilots succeeded because they did not open fire until they were close to the target.

— Douglas Bader

“And naturally, I see a whopping three stars in the sky—and one of them might be a plane.”

— Laura Thalassa

Money is our private plane but only few know how to pilot it.

— Vikrant Parsai

I don't know: Why aren't people fascinated by air traffic controllers?

— Kurt Fuller

The air travel industry moves into a new phase every five to six years.

— Niki Lauda

“Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to one side, I prayed for a crash.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

From regular, relative skydiving, I went on to freeflying. Freeflying is more the three-dimensional skydiving.

— Ueli Gegenschatz

I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people.

— Joe Lycett

My favorite smell ever is right when you get off the plane in Hawaii.

— Evan Mock

I like my flight sims because I can set up a very robust joystick setup and my head tracking software.

— Thomas Middleditch

“Budget airlines are notorious for over selling their flights and bumping passengers when too many show up!”

— Steven Magee

Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest.

— Anonymous

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.

— Gina Barreca

I would not board a plane piloted by a quota beneficiary or be operated on by a quota doctor.

— Jair Bolsonaro