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TV shows a one‑way view, where we can see the audience but not the other side. The speaker pushes back against simple two‑sided arguments and says we should judge people by their ideas, not by skin color or hair. They also note how crowds gather in hospitals, waiting for care.

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A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

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Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists.

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What good are images if people understand them?

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People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

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We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.

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People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

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I don't know how people feel,that's the beauty of TV, is they can see us, but we can't see them.

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In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

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I thinking gay and straight people use the same putters, it's not a matter of putters but a matter of hole selection.

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They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

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People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.

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If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?

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I think that, if we do anything in a positive sense for the world, is provide one little bit of context, that's…

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Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military…

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It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else.…

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What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not…

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I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game.…

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No matter what your race, creed or sexual preference, there is a word that people use to describe you that is very…

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Pigmentation was a quick and convenient way of judging a person. One of us, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., once proposed we…

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Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine…

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Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their…

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Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people…

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I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's…

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College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success…

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In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue and discovered America. Now, some have argued Columbus actually discovered the West Indies,…

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You talk about the Pro-Life movement being one of the great shames of our nation. I think, if you want number two,…

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North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack…

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The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people…

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It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same…

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Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

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Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

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Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

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People are very sophisticated consumers of information, and they're pulling all different things.

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You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away…

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The American people, or at least the ones that I get on the subway with - they know there's a real threat…

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But that hair? That is comedy entrapment. People are not attacking your hair, they are defending themselves from something that appears like…

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Republicans are no longer allowed to say that people are rich. You have to refer to them as 'job creator.' You can't…

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Nineteen people flew into the towers. It seems hard for me to imagine that we could go to war enough to make…

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Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people…

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I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

I reject the idea there are just two sides. I think that with the amount of ideas and thoughts there are, it's not even…

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

While opponents label (Howard) Dean a throwback liberal, The New York Times recently noted that as governor, Dean cut income taxes, reformed welfare and…

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back…

You know, in Saudi Arabia, you're innocent until proven Jewish. Female. Guilty! They're guilty!

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.

Do you guys have to sell everything? I'd like to buy the Earth's core.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use of 's.'…

We're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign…

Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's…

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't…